Insane "Johnson" Rant! OMG!!!
Published on: December 9 2022 by KingHuman
Insane "Johnson" Rant! OMG!!!
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Insane "Johnson" Rant! OMG!!!
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| 00:00:18 | 00:00:26 | people people people people people ding |
| 00:00:23 | 00:00:28 | human and I got a rant oh my god yeah |
| 00:00:26 | 00:00:30 | I'm on the juice so I'm writing tonight |
| 00:00:28 | 00:00:32 | so get ready I don't know if this is |
| 00:00:30 | 00:00:37 | gonna be coherent or not so just be |
| 00:00:32 | 00:00:37 | ready this is my rat love it or shove it |
| 00:00:38 | 00:00:47 | okay you ready here it comes I'm |
| 00:00:42 | 00:00:50 | watching TV [ __ ] me I'm watching TV and |
| 00:00:47 | 00:00:52 | a commercial comes on for someone use |
| 00:00:50 | 00:00:53 | disposable piece of [ __ ] thing that |
| 00:00:52 | 00:00:56 | you're supposed to use the clean your |
| 00:00:53 | 00:00:58 | toilet bowl with okay I already i'm |
| 00:00:56 | 00:01:00 | sorry to get pissed off because i can |
| 00:00:58 | 00:01:02 | just picture a board of directors sit |
| 00:01:00 | 00:01:04 | around this huge table in some boardroom |
| 00:01:02 | 00:01:07 | san what the [ __ ] can we invent that |
| 00:01:04 | 00:01:09 | these idiots will buy that will be |
| 00:01:07 | 00:01:10 | disposable so we can hook him into get |
| 00:01:09 | 00:01:11 | using this piece of [ __ ] thing and |
| 00:01:10 | 00:01:14 | they'll continue to keep buying it |
| 00:01:11 | 00:01:15 | because you know heaven knows we need |
| 00:01:14 | 00:01:17 | another couple of hundred million |
| 00:01:15 | 00:01:19 | dollars so we have to invent this thing |
| 00:01:17 | 00:01:21 | that's consumable so that these people |
| 00:01:19 | 00:01:23 | will buy it and throw the [ __ ] throw the |
| 00:01:21 | 00:01:26 | [ __ ] away and come and buy more of them |
| 00:01:23 | 00:01:27 | next week oh you know cuz the regular |
| 00:01:26 | 00:01:29 | [ __ ] toilet brush ain't good enough |
| 00:01:27 | 00:01:31 | cuz it last it lasts as long as you own |
| 00:01:29 | 00:01:32 | the [ __ ] thing it'll last you said |
| 00:01:31 | 00:01:35 | the thing there it doesn't disappear you |
| 00:01:32 | 00:01:36 | don't throw it away it works [ __ ] you |
| 00:01:35 | 00:01:38 | you don't need that you need the |
| 00:01:36 | 00:01:42 | disposable one that you use once and |
| 00:01:38 | 00:01:43 | throw the [ __ ] away ok so I'm already |
| 00:01:42 | 00:01:44 | fuming about this going on in my head |
| 00:01:43 | 00:01:46 | and I can just picture these fat [ __ ] |
| 00:01:44 | 00:01:48 | behind their [ __ ] boardroom desks |
| 00:01:46 | 00:01:51 | then I'm just going holy [ __ ] invent |
| 00:01:48 | 00:01:53 | something else like that that is only |
| 00:01:51 | 00:01:56 | designed to make you [ __ ] richer and |
| 00:01:53 | 00:01:59 | at the expense of the plan ok ok I'm |
| 00:01:56 | 00:02:03 | going nuts but then they end the |
| 00:01:59 | 00:02:08 | commercial by saying SC Johnson a family |
| 00:02:03 | 00:02:11 | company what am I the only one that |
| 00:02:08 | 00:02:14 | hears this [ __ ] a family company okay |
| 00:02:11 | 00:02:15 | what is that a family company is there a |
| 00:02:14 | 00:02:17 | company out there that's not a family |
| 00:02:15 | 00:02:20 | company is there a company out there |
| 00:02:17 | 00:02:21 | that only employs orphans what the [ __ ] |
| 00:02:20 | 00:02:23 | yeah |
| 00:02:21 | 00:02:28 | family company everybody's that family |
| 00:02:23 | 00:02:31 | what the [ __ ] hey mom I just applied to |
| 00:02:28 | 00:02:32 | get a job at BFD corporation but they |
| 00:02:31 | 00:02:35 | told me I couldn't have the job because |
| 00:02:32 | 00:02:36 | I have a mom and a dad and a brother and |
| 00:02:35 | 00:02:38 | a sister so they told me I couldn't work |
| 00:02:36 | 00:02:40 | there because they are an orphan company |
| 00:02:38 | 00:02:45 | I have to go work for SC Johnson because |
| 00:02:40 | 00:02:47 | they're a family company [ __ ] and the |
| 00:02:45 | 00:02:49 | only reason they say we're a family |
| 00:02:47 | 00:02:52 | company is to try and get you a [ __ ] |
| 00:02:49 | 00:02:55 | trust them oh we've got families trust |
| 00:02:52 | 00:02:57 | us by our one use disposable piece of |
| 00:02:55 | 00:02:59 | [ __ ] it doesn't matter what it does the |
| 00:02:57 | 00:03:05 | environment who gives a [ __ ] trust us we |
| 00:02:59 | 00:03:08 | got families oh [ __ ] me in the heart am |
| 00:03:05 | 00:03:12 | I the only one that hears this [ __ ] oh |
| 00:03:08 | 00:03:14 | my god all right that's my [ __ ] rant |
| 00:03:12 | 00:03:17 | for tonight I'll have more [ __ ] rants |
| 00:03:14 | 00:03:20 | when I get [ __ ] drunk again and if |
| 00:03:17 | 00:03:22 | you don't like it who gives a [ __ ] like |
| 00:03:20 | 00:03:25 | I say leather shove it I don't give a |
| 00:03:22 | 00:03:29 | [ __ ] have more wine I'm getting pretty |
| 00:03:25 | 00:03:31 | hustle you know it's good to vent your |
| 00:03:29 | 00:03:36 | anger every once a while people and boy |
| 00:03:31 | 00:03:37 | have I been storming in all right that's |
| 00:03:36 | 00:03:40 | all I got I can't even get mad anymore |
| 00:03:37 | 00:03:42 | that was good see that did the [ __ ] |
| 00:03:40 | 00:03:45 | job now I'm whole vent it out I'm mellow |
| 00:03:42 | 00:03:49 | again and I can enjoy my buzz family |
| 00:03:45 | 00:03:51 | company [ __ ] me all right people happy |
| 00:03:49 | 00:03:55 | youtubing subscribe to King Newman and |
| 00:03:51 | 00:03:57 | uh whatever okay oh go see my other [ __ ] |
| 00:03:55 | 00:04:00 | i'm giving away a bunch of [ __ ] get it |
| 00:03:57 | 00:04:02 | on the gravy train okay go away your |
| 00:04:00 | 00:04:02 | bottom |
