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Insane "Johnson" Rant! OMG!!!

Published on: December 9 2022 by KingHuman

Insane "Johnson" Rant! OMG!!!

Insane "Johnson" Rant! OMG!!!

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00:00:18 00:00:26 people people people people people ding
00:00:23 00:00:28 human and I got a rant oh my god yeah
00:00:26 00:00:30 I'm on the juice so I'm writing tonight
00:00:28 00:00:32 so get ready I don't know if this is
00:00:30 00:00:37 gonna be coherent or not so just be
00:00:32 00:00:37 ready this is my rat love it or shove it
00:00:38 00:00:47 okay you ready here it comes I'm
00:00:42 00:00:50 watching TV [ __ ] me I'm watching TV and
00:00:47 00:00:52 a commercial comes on for someone use
00:00:50 00:00:53 disposable piece of [ __ ] thing that
00:00:52 00:00:56 you're supposed to use the clean your
00:00:53 00:00:58 toilet bowl with okay I already i'm
00:00:56 00:01:00 sorry to get pissed off because i can
00:00:58 00:01:02 just picture a board of directors sit
00:01:00 00:01:04 around this huge table in some boardroom
00:01:02 00:01:07 san what the [ __ ] can we invent that
00:01:04 00:01:09 these idiots will buy that will be
00:01:07 00:01:10 disposable so we can hook him into get
00:01:09 00:01:11 using this piece of [ __ ] thing and
00:01:10 00:01:14 they'll continue to keep buying it
00:01:11 00:01:15 because you know heaven knows we need
00:01:14 00:01:17 another couple of hundred million
00:01:15 00:01:19 dollars so we have to invent this thing
00:01:17 00:01:21 that's consumable so that these people
00:01:19 00:01:23 will buy it and throw the [ __ ] throw the
00:01:21 00:01:26 [ __ ] away and come and buy more of them
00:01:23 00:01:27 next week oh you know cuz the regular
00:01:26 00:01:29 [ __ ] toilet brush ain't good enough
00:01:27 00:01:31 cuz it last it lasts as long as you own
00:01:29 00:01:32 the [ __ ] thing it'll last you said
00:01:31 00:01:35 the thing there it doesn't disappear you
00:01:32 00:01:36 don't throw it away it works [ __ ] you
00:01:35 00:01:38 you don't need that you need the
00:01:36 00:01:42 disposable one that you use once and
00:01:38 00:01:43 throw the [ __ ] away ok so I'm already
00:01:42 00:01:44 fuming about this going on in my head
00:01:43 00:01:46 and I can just picture these fat [ __ ]
00:01:44 00:01:48 behind their [ __ ] boardroom desks
00:01:46 00:01:51 then I'm just going holy [ __ ] invent
00:01:48 00:01:53 something else like that that is only
00:01:51 00:01:56 designed to make you [ __ ] richer and
00:01:53 00:01:59 at the expense of the plan ok ok I'm
00:01:56 00:02:03 going nuts but then they end the
00:01:59 00:02:08 commercial by saying SC Johnson a family
00:02:03 00:02:11 company what am I the only one that
00:02:08 00:02:14 hears this [ __ ] a family company okay
00:02:11 00:02:15 what is that a family company is there a
00:02:14 00:02:17 company out there that's not a family
00:02:15 00:02:20 company is there a company out there
00:02:17 00:02:21 that only employs orphans what the [ __ ]
00:02:20 00:02:23 yeah
00:02:21 00:02:28 family company everybody's that family
00:02:23 00:02:31 what the [ __ ] hey mom I just applied to
00:02:28 00:02:32 get a job at BFD corporation but they
00:02:31 00:02:35 told me I couldn't have the job because
00:02:32 00:02:36 I have a mom and a dad and a brother and
00:02:35 00:02:38 a sister so they told me I couldn't work
00:02:36 00:02:40 there because they are an orphan company
00:02:38 00:02:45 I have to go work for SC Johnson because
00:02:40 00:02:47 they're a family company [ __ ] and the
00:02:45 00:02:49 only reason they say we're a family
00:02:47 00:02:52 company is to try and get you a [ __ ]
00:02:49 00:02:55 trust them oh we've got families trust
00:02:52 00:02:57 us by our one use disposable piece of
00:02:55 00:02:59 [ __ ] it doesn't matter what it does the
00:02:57 00:03:05 environment who gives a [ __ ] trust us we
00:02:59 00:03:08 got families oh [ __ ] me in the heart am
00:03:05 00:03:12 I the only one that hears this [ __ ] oh
00:03:08 00:03:14 my god all right that's my [ __ ] rant
00:03:12 00:03:17 for tonight I'll have more [ __ ] rants
00:03:14 00:03:20 when I get [ __ ] drunk again and if
00:03:17 00:03:22 you don't like it who gives a [ __ ] like
00:03:20 00:03:25 I say leather shove it I don't give a
00:03:22 00:03:29 [ __ ] have more wine I'm getting pretty
00:03:25 00:03:31 hustle you know it's good to vent your
00:03:29 00:03:36 anger every once a while people and boy
00:03:31 00:03:37 have I been storming in all right that's
00:03:36 00:03:40 all I got I can't even get mad anymore
00:03:37 00:03:42 that was good see that did the [ __ ]
00:03:40 00:03:45 job now I'm whole vent it out I'm mellow
00:03:42 00:03:49 again and I can enjoy my buzz family
00:03:45 00:03:51 company [ __ ] me all right people happy
00:03:49 00:03:55 youtubing subscribe to King Newman and
00:03:51 00:03:57 uh whatever okay oh go see my other [ __ ]
00:03:55 00:04:00 i'm giving away a bunch of [ __ ] get it
00:03:57 00:04:02 on the gravy train okay go away your
00:04:00 00:04:02 bottom

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