OJ SIMPSON ROCKS!!! by Kinghuman
Published on: December 9 2022 by KingHuman
OJ SIMPSON ROCKS!!! by Kinghuman
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OJ SIMPSON ROCKS!!! by Kinghuman
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| 00:00:00 | 00:00:18 | Oh Jay Simpson holy crap I got a couple |
| 00:00:15 | 00:00:22 | of comments for you and I got some |
| 00:00:18 | 00:00:27 | suggestions as well about your criminal |
| 00:00:22 | 00:00:30 | career Matt listen holy [ __ ] you peaked |
| 00:00:27 | 00:00:32 | too soon brother you know and it's your |
| 00:00:30 | 00:00:34 | own fault you know you start your |
| 00:00:32 | 00:00:36 | criminal career with a double homicide |
| 00:00:34 | 00:00:39 | which is like way the [ __ ] up here and |
| 00:00:36 | 00:00:42 | then you start and then you go down |
| 00:00:39 | 00:00:46 | what's next you go down to basic |
| 00:00:42 | 00:00:48 | thievery [ __ ] well I mean where else is |
| 00:00:46 | 00:00:51 | there to go from double homicide you |
| 00:00:48 | 00:00:53 | know blow up a building or something but |
| 00:00:51 | 00:00:55 | you know that's that's asking too much |
| 00:00:53 | 00:00:59 | so you know now that you're down to |
| 00:00:55 | 00:01:02 | basic thievery I got some suggestions |
| 00:00:59 | 00:01:05 | for you on that you know since you can't |
| 00:01:02 | 00:01:08 | boost your criminal career by doing |
| 00:01:05 | 00:01:10 | something really huge anymore there are |
| 00:01:08 | 00:01:14 | some things you can do to get your |
| 00:01:10 | 00:01:17 | criminal popularity going again first of |
| 00:01:14 | 00:01:21 | all why did you abandon the Bronco chase |
| 00:01:17 | 00:01:23 | the slow-speed Bronco thing come on that |
| 00:01:21 | 00:01:26 | works so well for you the first time why |
| 00:01:23 | 00:01:29 | would you throw that away I mean you |
| 00:01:26 | 00:01:32 | know going down Las Vegas Boulevard on a |
| 00:01:29 | 00:01:35 | slow speed chase with with a passport |
| 00:01:32 | 00:01:37 | money in disguises in the back of the |
| 00:01:35 | 00:01:39 | Bronco and all the memorabilia stiking |
| 00:01:37 | 00:01:42 | out the windows that would have been |
| 00:01:39 | 00:01:44 | classic come on guys think it through I |
| 00:01:42 | 00:01:46 | mean you know if you're gonna be selling |
| 00:01:44 | 00:01:49 | books on this [ __ ] later you gotta you |
| 00:01:46 | 00:01:52 | gotta plan ahead so that's my first |
| 00:01:49 | 00:01:57 | suggestion don't throw away what works |
| 00:01:52 | 00:02:00 | keep the Bronco chase is going now |
| 00:01:57 | 00:02:03 | in six or eight months when you're done |
| 00:02:00 | 00:02:05 | beating this charge and you go for your |
| 00:02:03 | 00:02:06 | next crime which you know I don't know |
| 00:02:05 | 00:02:09 | what that's going to be knocking off a |
| 00:02:06 | 00:02:13 | grocery store or a gas station here's |
| 00:02:09 | 00:02:17 | what you can do to spice that up where a |
| 00:02:13 | 00:02:19 | Robert Blake beretta mask come on think |
| 00:02:17 | 00:02:22 | this [ __ ] through this is going to be so |
| 00:02:19 | 00:02:27 | classic and think of the HBO specials |
| 00:02:22 | 00:02:29 | you know hey if if I had really knocked |
| 00:02:27 | 00:02:33 | this place over this is how I would have |
| 00:02:29 | 00:02:35 | done it but it wasn't me you know come |
| 00:02:33 | 00:02:40 | on then you can sell the [ __ ] all day |
| 00:02:35 | 00:02:43 | long so anyway those are my comments and |
| 00:02:40 | 00:02:47 | suggestions to you oj simpson and if you |
| 00:02:43 | 00:02:50 | need a manager to handle your criminal |
| 00:02:47 | 00:02:55 | career I'm available brother cuz I got |
| 00:02:50 | 00:03:04 | ideas all right keep on keepin on oj |
| 00:02:55 | 00:03:04 | because your [ __ ] rocks oh my god |
| 00:03:06 | 00:03:08 | you |
