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Pitch Meeting - SNL
>>. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR COMING IN TODAY. THERE WERE SO AMAZING COMMERCIALS AT THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR. WE CAN'T WAIT TO STEP UP OUR GAME. >> YEAH, CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU COME UP WITH FOR CHEETOS. >> WELL, IT IS AN HONOR JUST TO PITCH. >> MM-HMM. >>. YES, THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. >>. WELL, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, WE WILL START WITH THE TEAM FROM MURPHY AND KENNEDY. ♪♪♪ >>. WE OPEN ON THE LITTLE IMMIGRANT GIRL. SHE'S DUSTY, SHE'S TIRED. SHE'S COME A LONG WAY. SHE LOOKS UP AND SEES A WALL. HOW WILL SHE GET OVER IT? >> A BOY APPEARS AT THE TOP. HE THROWS DOWN A ROPE. THE ROPE IS MADE FROM AMERICAN FLAGS. >>. THE GIRL CLIMBS THE ROPE. SHE SEES HER NEW COUNTRY FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SHE CRIES: >> HARD CUT CHEETOS. [ LAUGHTER ]. >> WOW, I LOVE THAT. >>. YEAH, IT'S IMPORTANT. IT'S NOW CHEETOS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]. >> AK FOSTER, YOU'RE UP. ♪♪♪. >>. OKAY, WE OPEN ON KIDS IN THE MINIVAN. >> THEY'RE ROUGHHOUSING. >> THEY'RE PLAYING AROUND. >>. THEIR MOM IS LIKE: "HEY, WHAT IS GOING ON BACK THERE" >> AND THEY'RE LIKE "JUST EATING CHEETOS, MOM". >> CUT TO CHEETOS [ LAUGHTER ]. >> HMM, OKAY. >>. I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THE MESSAGE OF THE AD IS: BUT MAYBE --. >> I THINK IT'S LIKE: "EAT CHEETOS, THEY'RE GOOD". [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]. >> RIGHT, OKAY, YEAH, LET'S. LET'S DO ANOTHER PITCH FROM MURPHY AND KENNEDY MAYBE. >> SURE. >>, ABSOLUTELY ♪♪♪. >>. WE OPEN ON A MEXICAN PERSON WEARING A SOMBRERO. [ LAUGHTER ]. HE TAKES IT OFF. UNDERNEATH IS A MUSLIM WOMAN [ LAUGHTER ]. >> THE MUSLIM WOMAN TAKES HER OFF, HER HIJAB. UNDERNEATH IS A JEWISH PERSON [ LAUGHTER ]. >> THE JEWISH PERSON TAKES OFF HIS YAMIKA. UNDERNEATH IS A CHEETO [ LAUGHTER ]. HARD CUT, WE ARE ONE. >> HARDER CUT. >> CHEETOS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]. >> GOD, I LOVE THAT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I AM WORRIED. IT FEELS MORE LIKE A TWIX COMMERCIAL [ LAUGHTER ]. >> YEAH, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT EXCEDERIN DID, SOMETHING VERY SIMILAR. >> OKAY, LET'S TAKE ANOTHER PITCH FROM AK FOSTER. >> RIGHT, OKAY, ♪♪♪. OPEN ON A BUNCH OF FRIENDS HANGING OUT SUDDENLY. CHESTER THE CHEETAH SKATEBOARDS IN AND IS LIKE: "HOW ABOUT SOME CHEETOS". >> THE KIDS CHEER CUT TO CHEETOS. >> I JUST --. I SO DON'T RECOGNIZE THE WORLD YOU'RE DESCRIBING. [ LAUGHTER ]. >> THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING BUT WE ALSO HAD A CHESTER THE CHEETAH IDEA. >> THAT'S OKAY, GO AHEAD, ♪♪♪. >>. WE OPEN ON CHESTER THE CHEETAH. HE HAS GAUZE AROUND HIS CHEST, WHERE HIS NEW BREASTS ARE. [ LAUGHTER ] >>. CHESTER NOW IDENTIFIES AS DANIELLE THE CHEETAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >>. ONE OF HER CHEETAH FRIENDS ENTERS THE ROOM. SHE IS SCARED. SHE WILL BE JUDGED >>. BUT THE CHEETAH FRIEND SAYS: "SIMPLY, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL" >> HARD CUT CHEETOS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]. [ VOICE BREAKING ] >> WOW, I. I AM ABSOLUTELY STARVING FOR A CHEETO, RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WAIT, YOU LIKE THAT? >>. YES, IT SHINES A LIGHT ON. IT SHINES A LIGHT ON TRANSGENDER ISSUES >> MM-HMM >>. BUT IT'S A CARTOON CHEETAH. IT JUST KIND OF FEELS. LOOK, YOU ARE USING THE ISSUE TO SELL CHEETOS >>. NO, NOT TRUE. WE CARE ABOUT THAT ISSUE, BECAUSE THERE IS A GUY IN OUR OFFICE WHOSE SON IS TRANSGENDER OR WAIT. IS HE TRANS OR ADOPTED? [ LAUGHTER ] >> ADOPTED >> THAT'S RIGHT. WE DON'T KNOW ANYONE TRANS, RIGHT. [ VOICE BREAKING ], AND THAT IS THE PROBLEM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW WHAT? WE HAVE ONE MORE PITCH, IF THERE'S TIME. >> BY ALL MEANS, ♪♪♪ >>. WE OPEN OR REAL PEOPLE. NO ACTORS, NO MAKEUP, NO LINES, NO LIGHTS, NO PROPS, NO COSTUMES, NO CAMERAS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ], NO CHEETOS. HARD CUT >> CHEETOS [ LAUGHTER ]. >> I --, I --, I CAN'T. THAT'S INCREDIBLE. >>. OKAY, OKAY, YOU KNOW, I THINK WE GET IT NOW. WE KNOW JUST WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. >> ABSOLUTELY ♪♪♪. >> WE OPEN ON THE TWIN TOWERS. >> NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ], ♪♪♪.
Totino's with Kristen Stewart - SNL
>> GO, GO, GO TOUCHDOWN. >>. IS EVERYONE ENJOYING THE BIG GAME? >> COME ON, BABE, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW SPORTS. >> MY HUSBAND'S RIGHT WHEN IT COMES TO THE BIG GAME, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT FEEDING MY HUNGRY GUYS: >> NO, OH, FUMBLE. >>. AND THIS YEAR'S GAME IS BIGGER THAN EVER, WHICH MEANS I'LL BE FEEDING THEM MORE TOTINOS THAN EVER. >>. BABE, NEED MORE TOTINOS. DAVE, JUST GOT HERE. >>. NOT A PROBLEM, BECAUSE THIS YEAR I'VE GOT THE NEW TOTINO, TOTINO TWO-PACK, IT'S TWICE THE TOTINO FOR TWICE THE HUNGRY GUYS >> ENOUGH YAPPING, WE NEED THE TOTINOS. TED'S HERE TOO, AND HE BROUGHT HIS SISTER. >> GREAT, MORE HANDS TO HELP ME MAKE DELICIOUS TOTINOS -- ♪♪♪. >>. PIZZA ROLLS, ♪♪♪, OH MY. >>. HI, I'M SABINE, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >>. I'VE NEVER HAD ONE. [ LAUGHTER ]. >> THAT'S A SHAME, ♪♪♪. [ LAUGHTER ]. >>. I SHOULD BRING THESE OUT. >> NO, STAY WITH ME. >>. WHAT ABOUT MY HUNGRY GUYS? [ LAUGHTER ] >>. WHAT ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR? >> TOUCHDOWN, YES. >>. HEY, BABE, WE NEED THOSE TOTINOS. WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE? ♪♪♪, ♪♪♪. [ LAUGHTER ], ♪♪♪, ♪♪♪. >>. WHAT IS IT? >> EVERY BIG GAME BEFORE THIS ONE, I'VE BEEN ASLEEP, BUT SABINE. -- [ SPEAKING FRENCH ]. >> THEY'RE GOING TO PUNT. >>. THEY'RE GOING TO PUNT [ LAUGHTER ]. ♪♪♪, ♪♪♪ [ LAUGHTER ]. ♪♪♪ [ SPEAKING FRENCH ]. >> BABE, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG WITH THOSE TOTINOS? YOU GIRLS MAKING OUT BACK THERE? >> HA HA HA. >>. YOU'RE CRAZY. ♪♪♪. [ LAUGHTER ]. >> TOTINO, THIS SPRING, FIND YOUR TOTINO. [ LAUGHTER ]. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> BABE.
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SNL Commercial Parodies: Auto
-Get a Chrysler And get off my damn lawn, ♪♪, ♪♪. Sometimes you gotta go back to actually move forward. And I don't mean go back an reminisce or chase ghosts, I mean take a big step back, Like go from winning an Oscar to doing a car commercial. My agent was like: "I could understand if you did this right after the 'Lincoln lawyer'. that would've made sense". But you don't buy a Lincoln because it makes sense. You do it because you love it Or 'cause you're an Uber driver. I feel safe in here to drive around All night long Contemplating the important questions of life. Who am I? Why am I here When I'm done rolling up this booger? should I eat it or throw it out the window Feels good. [ Laughter ]. Like a tiny little tennis ball. Hi there, little fella. Thank you, vision ♪♪. [ Cheers and applause ]. Why do I drive a Lincoln? Why does anybody do anything? We're just bugs on a rock in a void. See, I believe we were a mistake- Life, Earth- And I believe it is each man's duty to correct the mistake that mature made, Extinguish mankind like the pathetik match that it is. -Dad, are you okay? -I'm super good, bud. -You're going 5 miles an hour? -Not bad for a Lincoln [ Voiceover ]. Who's kids are these? And how did the get in? my Lincoln? [ Cheers and applause ]. -You probably have a deductible of $500 on your car insurance. Why shouldn't it shrink each year? you drive safely. Allstate thinks it should. Down to nothing. Can you afford not to be in good -- oh my God. -They say God made the moon, But I don't know. Maybe the moon made him Or her. -[ Shouts ]: Stop the car. -Whoa, That's freaking cool. Lincoln Li-i-i-i-i-ncoln [ Cheers and applause ]. -Last week, Starbucks created the "Race Together" campaign, which encouraged baristas all across the country to start a dialogue with their customers about race. It was a way to open minds and share thoughts all over coffee, And we think Starbucks is on the right track. So we at Pep Boys are starting a conversation too. This month, all Pep Boys mechanics are encouraged to start a dialogue with you, the customer, about gender and sexual identity as part of Pep Boys' new Genderflect campaign. -Listen, I support whatever people want to do Like. if you're a guy and you want to be a girl, that's great, But me personally, I could never cut off my [Bleep]. -Because if we don't tok about these issues, who will? -I got a question for you. You're gay, right? -Yes, I am. So are you allowed to say like, "That's gay"? -I guess I can. -Oh, man, you are so lucky He gets to say "That's gay". -Oh, so lucky. -Our mechanics are ready to start a conversation with you about complex intersex issues. -If you got both parts down there, then be proud. If I had both, I'd be doing myself all day long. -Please go get my car. -You know what my favorite show is? "Ellen". That's important because she used to be a man. -No, she didn't. -Yes, she did. -No, she didn't. -Yeah, she was a man. -Will you go get my car? -Because Pep Boys knows that the only thing more important than your car is taking the time to Genderflect. -I think my cousin's kid got born wrong. -Uh-huh? -Well, not wrong, 'cause that's the thing you know. It's not wrong if it's right to him. -Okay, -Anywayyour car's totaled -What? -Pep Boys -Or girls? -Or the third kind, where you're both? -So do I need new brake pads? or [ Cheers and applause ]? -During the Super Bowl, I said it was half time for America. I said Motor City's getting back on it's feet. I tried to make an inspiring ad that would rally our country, But you dummies in the media, thought it was about politiks. Well, guess what? Half time's over. We're in the third quarter now, America, and we're way behind. So I don't care if Obama runs the ball or Romney throws a touchdown or Ron Paul kicks a field goal with his tiny little chicken legs. I'll tell you right now, though I ain't putting Santorum in the game. He can stand to the sideline doing cheers in his little sweater vests. Pussy, What's this commercial for again? Oh right, Chrysler, Get a Chrysler and get off my damn lawn. [ Cheers and applause ]. Clock's winding down, America. It's the fourth quarter and there's no time outs left. How do I know My pants get higher every quarter? If it's the fourth quarter in America, that means it's overtime in China. And they got a billion people on their team, Plus they own half our stadium. How'd they get so far ahead? 'Cause they work hard. They're not all sittin' at home stroking it to some godaddycom commercial. They're busy making the jazzies that you ride around Disney World 'Cause you're too fat to walk. But good news, America, we got somethin'. they don't Chryslers, And we're gonna drive them all over their damn field. Hey, Weng Chun, I hope you like eatin' tire, 'Cause if a Chrysler. hits ya, it'll kill ya, And it can. I don't care who's drivin'- Though I know it won't be Gingrich, 'cause his fat head won't even fit in the [Bleep] car. This is an ad for Chrysler, right, Think again. It's for Little Ceasars Pizza pizza. [ Cheers and applause ]. The game is over, America. It ended two hours ago While you were bitching about my commercial. we lost to Mexico by 30 points. Ya, like that. Te gusta losing numb nuts. Remember how the Patriots let the Giants score the winning touchdown? We're doin' that with Mexico on every single drive, Just lettin' them into our end zone. Take our jobs and drive our Chryslers. These Mexicans are like my pants. I've had 'em up to here. [ Laughter ]. Anyway, check out the new Trojan vibrating massager. It'll blow your hair back. I should know I'm Batman. [ Cheers and applause ].
Pepsi Commercial - SNL
>>. AND THAT'S A CUT ON REHEARSAL. LET'S WILL BE READY TO ROLL IN FIVE. >> THANK YOU. >>. HOW IS IT GOING, MR DIRECTOR? >> GOOD GOOD, I'M REALLY EXCITED. >> WELL, YOU SHOULD BE WRITING AND DIRECTING A COMMERCIAL FOR PEPSI. IT DOESN'T GET MUCH BIGGER THAN THAT. >> OH HEY, THIS IS MY SISTER. I GOT TO GET THIS REAL QUICK. >> CARRIE, HEY, SORRY, I CAN'T SUPER tok. RIGHT, NOW I'M ON THE SET OF A HUGE PEPSI COMMERCIAL I'M DOING, I KNOW, RIGHT. THIS IS LIKE COMPLETELY MY IDEA, AND NOW THEY'RE DOING IT. THAT'S GREAT. YEAH, I MEAN OKAY, SO WELL, IT'S AN HOMAGE TO THE RESISTANCE AND FOR THE HUGE PROTESTS IN THE STREETS, REMINISCENT OF BLACK LIVES MATTER. AND SO EVERYBODY IS MARCHING RIGHT AND THEY CAN SEE POLICE OFFICERS AND THEY THINK IT'S GONNA GO BAD BECAUSE THERE'S KIND OF LIKE A STANDOFF. AND THEN KENDALL JENNER WALKS IN AND SHE WALKS UP TO ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS AND SHE HANDS HIM A PEPSI, AND THEN THAT PEPSI BRINGS EVERYBODY TOGETHER. [ SIGHS ]. ISN'T THAT LIKE THE BEST AD EVER, ♪♪♪. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]. UH-HUH, UH-HUH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]. SORT OF TONE DEAF. >>. ALL RIGHT GUYS, THREE MINUTES AWAY, THREE MINUTES. >>. THANK YOU. >>. I THINK MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T GET, IT IS DOUG THERE. CAN YOU PUT HIM ON DOUG? HEY, MAN, TAKE A BREATH, WHAT'S UP? HEY, I WANT TO RUN THIS PEPSI COMMERCIAL BY YOU. THAT I'M DOING, AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE LOVING IT AS MUCH AS I AM. UM, COOL, COOL. THE WHOLE THING IS AN HOMAGE TO RESISTANCE AND BLACK LIVES MATTER. SO EVERYBODY IS MARCHING IN THE STREETS AND THEY COME UP TO THE POLICE OFFICERS -- YEAH, SILLY COMMERCIAL. AND THEN KENDALL JENNER COMES UP TO A POLICE OFFICER AND GIVES HIM A PEPSI. AND EVERYBODY CELEBRATES. PEOPLE OF EVERY SINGLE CULTURE COME TOGE -- UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH. NO, WE'RE CELEBRATING THESE CULTURES. WE'RE CELEBRATING BLACK CULTURE [ LAUGHTER ]. BUT WE'RE ARE ALSO CELEBRATING ASIAN CULTURE. OH, DO YOU WANT ME PLAYING THE CELLO? MM, MM, MM, OH, GOT IT, JUST KIND OF USING THEM. >>, YEAH. >>. IT'S ALL SODA. [ WHISPERING ]. GREAT, IT'S GONNA BE BAD. >>. ALL RIGHT PEOPLE, 60 SECONDS UNTIL WE ROLL ON THIS MAN SINGULAR VISION. >> AH, YES. >>. HEY, MAN, COULD YOU PUT A NEIGHBOR ON THE PHONE? A BLACK ONE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]. HI, MA'AM, HEY, WE'RE SHOOTING A LITTLE PEPSI COMMERCIAL OVER HERE. I WANT TO RUN IT BY YOU AND GET YOUR OPINION ON IT. OKAY, GREAT. SO THE WHOLE THING IS AN HOMAGE ON BLACK LIVES. MATTER, UH-HUH, UH-HUH, DON'T EVEN TOUCH IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]. IT WOULD BE INSANE TO TOUCH IT, RIGHT, OKAY, DON'T EVEN SHOW POLICE. [ SIGHS ]. YEAH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE IN MY SITUATION? JUST RUN TO MY CAR, OKAY. >>. ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE GOT TO GO PEOPLE. >> HEY, KENNY, DO WE HAVE TIME FOR A REWRITE? >> HEY, NO, CAN DO BUD. LET'S INVITE KENDALL TO SET. SHE HAS HER HEART OUT IN 45 SECONDS. >> NO, NO. >>. OKAY, WELL, I'LL CALL YOU. I AM ON THE SET OF MY PEPSI COMMERCIAL UM. I STOP THE POLICE FROM SHOOTING BLACK PEOPLE BY GIVING THEM A PEPSI. I KNOW IT'S CUTE, RIGHT. >>. UGH, ♪♪♪. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ].
Tom Brady's Wicked Accent
[music]: Hey, excuse me, Hey, how are you doing? Hey, can you tell me where the Under Armour Coldblack golf gear is? Yeah, I just moved out here and I haven't had a chance to unpack my golf stuff, so I'm kinda looking for some shirts. Wow, are you-- Tom Brad --from Boston- Your accent? (accent). Hey, where's the Under Armour? I don't have a Boston accent. I play football in Boston, but-- I'm sorry, man, but I can't understand a word you're saying. You're like: "Hey, what do you mean". "I ain't got no Boston accent". Just say something and I'll spitball with you. No, I really don't want to do that. (accent): Go Sox. (accent) Hey, that's some wicked hot chowder What I'm doing? an impersonation of you. I'm an actor. I don't even sound like that. You sound a lot. You sound like that. I sound nothing like that. I beg to differ. (accent). You really just got to try the lobster. Is there anyone else that can help me? No, (accent). You know Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. now, that's a good band. You know a band I love more? (accent) Boston. I'm actually from San Mateo, so I don't--. Oh, San Mateo, Massachusetts. That's really funny. Actually, there's a San Mateo here in California. I got to show people: Hey, everybody, get a load of this Boston guy. Please don't do that. Please, quiet. Well, they should hear you. You, You Play football. No, fly from Boston? No, Why would you even say that Man? Yeah, yeah, your accent is ridiculous. Get a picture of me and this nut, Judia. Okay, say "Bostonian", goofball Bostonian. Hey, are you Matt Damon? No, Oh, I knew it. Affleck, Ooh. (giggles). Oh, my God. Hey, man, you must get so hot here all the time, right, because your blood's thicker. You want me to grab you some water (accent) Water, No, No. How about some baked beans? No, You know why? Because I'm not from Boston, I'm from California. I'm a native Californian. I went to Michigan and now I play for New England. I'm the (bleep) quarterback, you, moron? (sigh). You know you look a lot like that standee. Yeah, it's uncanny. - Tom Him. - Store Clerk, Yeah, Well, you don't need go knocking it over like that. I am the guy on the standee (accent). I am the guy on the friggin' standee. Uh, Oh, my Matt Damon. shame on you. He lost his wife in those Bourne movies, but I don't feel bad for him at all. I'm going to go kick that guys butt. Well, you look like a reader. Maybe you need some help. Go help him, honey. You can't treat people like that. Yeah, I take a Zumba class. I can dance. kick him [music].
SNL Presents Super Bowl Sketches
-This song was inspired by the Super Bowl. ya know, Here we go: ♪♪ -♪ Standing in the motel room ♪ ♪ Looking out at the neon lights ♪ ♪♪ -♪ Your fingers traced my lips ♪ ♪ As we drove through the Paris ♪ ♪ Ni-i-i-ght ♪ ♪♪ -Wow, Wow, wow, wow. What an outstandin' first half of this Super Bowl XLVIII between the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks. -Absolutely, Jimmy. That one play with the one guy who did that one thing -- incredible [giggles]. -But the big story of this game is the unfortunate news of Bruno Mars and the Red Hot Chili Peppers having to cancel their half-time show. -Yeah, I guess their flight had to be rerouted due to the polar vortex. -Oh man, I really wanted to see Bruno Mars, That little fedora-wearin' jumpin' bean. I just love him. -Fortunately, the producers scrambled and were able to find a last-second replacement just across the Hudson River. -Yes, sir, This year's half-time show is going to be performed by some of the best and brightest of Broadway. -The show's about to begin, so let's head down to the field. [ Crowd cheering ]. -Holy cannoli Growin'. up in New Jersey, I never thought I'd ever see a Super Bowl played in my own backyard. Hey, ain't you Peyton Manning? -Is it that obvious? -Today's the big game. Ain'tcha nervous? -[Laughs boisterously] A little. After all, it is ♪ The Super Bowl ♪ -♪ The Super Bowl ♪ ♪. It's Denver and Seattle ♪ ♪. Ancient rivals locked in battle. ♪ ♪. The players are in their costumes, ♪ ♪. And now it's time for them to travel. ♪ ♪ Across the court. ♪ ♪ One hundred yards of green ♪ -♪. I hope I score ♪ ♪ A tackle for my team ♪ -♪. So who's gonna win that gorgeous ♪ ♪ Super Bowl? ♪ ♪ Ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ng ♪ -Oh my -Well? [chuckling]. It was only one year ago. I was down on my luck A has-been, And then she walked in, In, in, in. Ohhh, face it, Peyton, You can't throw worth a darn -Not from where I stand. The name's Mama Pass and I'm the best dang quarterback coach this side of 7th Avenue And I can tell ya all ya need's a little ♪ Whomp whomp ♪ ♪. Throw it where they're goin' ♪ ♪ And make sure that they're wearin' ♪ ♪ Whomp whomp ♪ ♪ Your same-colored shirt ♪ ♪, 'Cause if they catch ya, you'll be ♪ ♪ Whomp whomp ♪ ♪ Scorin' all the touchdowns ♪ ♪. That's the only way to ♪ ♪ Whomp, whomp ♪ ♪ Win all the points ♪. -Oh, Mama, Pass, You really think I could win the Super Bowl? -[chuckle]. Oh, You bet your hand muff, Nothin's gonna stop you. -Well, don't be so sure of that. -Oh no, Richard Sherman. -Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Ben Vereen [ Jazz plays ]. -Hello Peyton, If you're not careful, I'm gonna stea-ea-l your ball. Here's a tip: Don't throw it where you hear the tap. ♪ A tap like this, ♪ ♪♪. Or like this tap here: ♪♪ ♪. A tappety tap ♪ ♪ G-tap, a-tap ♪ ♪. Tap, tap ♪ ♪. And that's what you Call. ♪ ♪ An interception ♪ -Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Knock it off, Sherman, Save it for the field. It's game time. [ Whistle blows ]. [ Up-tempo music plays ]. ♪♪ -♪, Get the ball ♪ ♪. Get the ball ♪. -You're tearing me apa-a-a-rt. -♪ Tackle, run ♪ ♪. Kick, huddle ♪ ♪. Drink lots of Gatorade ♪ ♪. Win, win, win, win ♪ ♪, Win ♪. -Ohhhhhhh. [ Whistle blows ]. -Stop, It's Peyton, He's hurt. -It's my old injury. I thought it healed. Ah, Such a fool. [ Coughs ]. -Don't --, Don't speak, Just sing. [ Poignant tune plays ]. -♪, I guess the game is lost. ♪ -♪. All you need is whomp whomp ♪ -♪. Suppose I was just ♪ ♪ Too old. ♪ -♪. Don't you say it. ♪ ♪ Whomp whomp ♪ -♪. At least you're by my side, ♪ -♪ He's bleeding, whomp whomp ♪ -♪. Time to say: ♪ ♪ Goodbye. ♪ -♪. This is not what I wanted. ♪ -♪. We're all just ♪ -All ♪ Strangers on the grass ♪ ♪. But we all want the same thing: ♪ ♪. There's no Seattle. ♪ ♪ There is no Denver. ♪ ♪. There's just ♪ ♪ Lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ve ♪. -[Sobbing, clapping]. Oh, Okay, Stay tuned for the second half of the Super Bowl. -Both And live from New York. it's "Saturday Night". -It's time to play. Here's your host, Steve Harvey. -Hey, [chuckling], Hey, hey, hey, hey, Yeah, okay. now Welcome to "Celebrity Family Feud". Now, in honor of my meetin' with Donald Trump, I'm wearin' a Trump tie, Trump ties -- ties so long they put a little tikle in your pickle. Now, this is the Super Bowl edition. so we got celebrity New England Patriots fans takin' on celebrity Atlanta Falcon fans And on the Atlanta side it's Falcons fan and little musical rascal, Justin Bieber. -Um, yeah, What's up, Steve? Um, I don't know if you've heard, but I'm not bad, no more. Um, but I could still do this --. -[Laughing]- Oh, okay. Next we got the offical voice of the Falcons, Samuel L Jackson. -It's about time we got these motherflippin' Falcons in the motherflippin' Super Bowl. -Hm, I don't know, It's something different about you, Samuel L Jackson. Okay. Next we got the most famous chef in Georgia and America's leading cause of diabetes, Paula Deen. -Y'all, I love the Super Bowl. While the boys are throwin' around the old pigskin, I'm gonna cook up a pig skin and serve it with a side of cheesey fajittles. -[laughing]: Alright. Finally, on the Falcons side, the man who suspended Tom Brady for Deflategate, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. -Hello, Steve. -Now wait, You really a Falcons fan? -Absolutely, Love the Falcons. Doesn't have anything to do with not wanting to give the Super Bowl trophy to Tom Brady. -[chuckling]. Oh man, You gonna be watchin' the game with the same face Obama had while he was watchin' this year's election, Just like Alright. Over on the Patriots side, we got Brazilian supermodel and Tom Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen. -Oi e tudo bem. I love the American Super Bowl where millions of people come together to watch TV and eat this garbage. [chuckle]. -[chuckling]. Oh, You know your name sound like what my underwear be doin' sometimes: Gisele Bundchen. [bunchin']. [ Chuckling ]. Next up. we got a successful millionaire who dresses like a seventh-grade boy. Patriots Head Coach, Bill Belichick. -Ah, Come on Evening, Steve. Hey, we're havin' fun here, right? -Bill, cheer up, man. You won six Super Bowls and I have never seen you laugh. Gimme a laugh, Bill. Come on. -Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha. -Oh, I'm sorry, I asked, Alright. Next we got a actor from Massachusetts and a Oscar favorite, Casey Affleck. -Um, how you doin', Steve? I, uh, I'm doin' good, I guess, Excited for the Super Bowl. Um, Go, Pats and all right. -Oh, my God, You like the first half of a commercial for antidepressants. And finally, this year's Super Bowl halftime performer: Lady Gaga. -Thank you, Steve. ♪. I've got a million reasons ♪ ♪. My halftime show will rock ♪. They said I can't be politikal, Don't worry, I'm not gonna. -Oh, my God, Seein' you perform for football fans gonna be like if Toby Keith hosted the Tonys. [ Laughs ]. Let's play a game. Gimme, Gisele, Gimme, Justin, Let's get on up here. -Aw, Hey girl. Uh, how you doin'? -Hm, -Uh, Justin. -- Justin, I got some bad news for ya player. That don't work on women that's grown. -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah, Alright. Top 6 answers on the board. The Super Bowl is Sunday. Name one thing that you would take to a party: [ Ring ]: Gisele: Cachaça and caipirinhas. -What you say about Sasha and Malia? -No, No, I said Cachaça and caipirinha. They're drinks, Tudo bem. -You know, I don't know what you sayin', but you look good sayin' it. [laughs]. Show me golashes and capers. [ Buzzer ]. Well, I'm sorry They ain't up there. Uh, Justin, what you bring to a party? -Um, Steve, I don't uh party as much, 'cause I'm a man. now I got like five little mustache hairs and I'm bringin' 'em all for you, girl. But uh, when I do party, Imma bring my signature cocktail. -Oh, I know exactly what you're tokin' about. Show me juicebox. [ Ding ]. Aye, Number 6 answer. Okay, The Falcon fans had a boy, Alright, Samuel L Jackson. Something that you bring to a party. -Why do I gotta bring somethin'? You invited me. That's a stupid-ass question and I hope you burn in hell. -Uh, look here, I don't know who brough.