A Gorilla, A Geezer and a Goofball....
Published on: December 9 2022 by KingHuman
A Gorilla, A Geezer and a Goofball....
Table of Contents About A Gorilla, A Geezer and a Goofball....
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| 00:00:12 | 00:00:18 | Yeomans |
| 00:00:13 | 00:00:23 | it's the gorilla dude here do [ __ ] fun |
| 00:00:18 | 00:00:29 | for the Kuhlman channel that's king |
| 00:00:23 | 00:00:35 | human not calm human shut the hell up |
| 00:00:29 | 00:00:38 | don't make me gorilla slap your ass boy |
| 00:00:35 | 00:00:44 | who let a monkey in here I'm a great |
| 00:00:38 | 00:00:48 | name not a monkey y'all [ __ ] old fart |
| 00:00:44 | 00:00:55 | listen have some respect I'll give you |
| 00:00:48 | 00:00:58 | such as jetsam cup wraps we only have 10 |
| 00:00:55 | 00:01:03 | minutes to get this done go on the |
| 00:00:58 | 00:01:09 | gorilla dude tell it ok humans listen up |
| 00:01:03 | 00:01:12 | this is no joke joke ok priest a |
| 00:01:09 | 00:01:16 | minister and a rabbi are toking about |
| 00:01:12 | 00:01:16 | the collection plate |
| 00:01:22 | 00:01:29 | as I was saying there's a huge crisis |
| 00:01:27 | 00:01:32 | facing us gorillas and I hope you'll |
| 00:01:29 | 00:01:34 | give it your attention first of all |
| 00:01:32 | 00:01:37 | there was a massive outbreak of Ebola |
| 00:01:34 | 00:01:40 | virus they killed off over five thousand |
| 00:01:37 | 00:01:42 | of us gorillas in the wild and if that |
| 00:01:40 | 00:01:46 | wasn't enough now there's this other |
| 00:01:42 | 00:01:50 | trend going on called Bush me and that's |
| 00:01:46 | 00:01:54 | where you humans kill us gorillas and |
| 00:01:50 | 00:01:57 | eat us as if we didn't have enough |
| 00:01:54 | 00:02:00 | problems Oh a crack |
| 00:01:57 | 00:02:06 | what else can you do to us aah boys |
| 00:02:00 | 00:02:12 | video fish such as Shonda it is oh man |
| 00:02:06 | 00:02:20 | that is just up hey watch your mouth you |
| 00:02:12 | 00:02:23 | little pisher you little piece of rock |
| 00:02:20 | 00:02:30 | give me such a hit in the head |
| 00:02:32 | 00:02:40 | okay so here's what I propose |
| 00:02:35 | 00:02:44 | hi the guerrilla dude will paint a |
| 00:02:40 | 00:02:49 | picture on canvas of the person here |
| 00:02:44 | 00:02:53 | that raises the most money for the |
| 00:02:49 | 00:02:58 | gorilla fund check it out the link is up |
| 00:02:53 | 00:03:02 | here and if you raise the most money |
| 00:02:58 | 00:03:06 | I'll paint your portrait on canvas I'll |
| 00:03:02 | 00:03:11 | ship it to you and it'll be signed it's |
| 00:03:06 | 00:03:11 | cool you want it don't pretend you don't |
| 00:03:12 | 00:03:15 | sugar monkey |
| 00:03:17 | 00:03:23 | listen I don't care how old he is if he |
| 00:03:20 | 00:03:27 | calls me a monkey one more time I'm |
| 00:03:23 | 00:03:27 | gonna knock him in the next Tuesday |
| 00:03:28 | 00:03:33 | listen don't get so excited I get a kid |
| 00:03:35 | 00:03:40 | all right this is what I want some |
| 00:03:37 | 00:03:43 | humans to do first of all go to your |
| 00:03:40 | 00:03:46 | local grocery store and buy the current |
| 00:03:43 | 00:03:52 | issue of Newsweek and you can read all |
| 00:03:46 | 00:03:56 | about this crappy crappy situation then |
| 00:03:52 | 00:03:58 | make your pledge in the comment box down |
| 00:03:56 | 00:04:01 | here just say how much you intend to |
| 00:03:58 | 00:04:05 | donate to the Dian Fossey gorilla fund |
| 00:04:01 | 00:04:08 | bar you can private message it to King |
| 00:04:05 | 00:04:11 | human and he'll keep track of it again |
| 00:04:08 | 00:04:14 | follow the link to Dian Fossey gorilla |
| 00:04:11 | 00:04:18 | fund and make your donations |
| 00:04:14 | 00:04:22 | it helps every little bit helps |
| 00:04:18 | 00:04:25 | really so after you do that at the end |
| 00:04:22 | 00:04:28 | of two weeks I'll come back here I'm on |
| 00:04:25 | 00:04:32 | the king human Channel and will |
| 00:04:28 | 00:04:39 | videotape me painting your portrait on |
| 00:04:32 | 00:04:43 | canvas it'll be wicked wicked cool so |
| 00:04:39 | 00:04:46 | the minister says I draw a line on the |
| 00:04:43 | 00:04:50 | floor I take the collection plate throw |
| 00:04:46 | 00:04:56 | it in here what goes to the right goes |
| 00:04:50 | 00:04:56 | to God what goes to the left goes to me |
| 00:04:59 | 00:05:10 | it's a madhouse a madhouse the priest |
| 00:05:06 | 00:05:13 | says I draw a circle on the floor take |
| 00:05:10 | 00:05:17 | the collection plate throw it in here |
| 00:05:13 | 00:05:21 | what goes inside the circle ghost of God |
| 00:05:17 | 00:05:24 | wetlands outside the circle goes to me |
| 00:05:21 | 00:05:27 | then the rabbi takes the collection |
| 00:05:24 | 00:05:31 | plate gives it a shake |
| 00:05:27 | 00:05:34 | throws it in the air and says what stays |
| 00:05:31 | 00:05:37 | in the air goes to God |
| 00:05:37 | 00:05:44 | listen it's funny little kitchen you |
| 00:05:41 | 00:05:44 | should get a sense of humor |
| 00:05:44 | 00:05:51 | ok thanks for listening now get out of |
| 00:05:48 | 00:06:00 | here I'm stiking up go away take off |
| 00:05:51 | 00:06:04 | take a hike get lost ok people you heard |
| 00:06:00 | 00:06:05 | it from the gorilla dude you know what |
| 00:06:04 | 00:06:13 | to do |
| 00:06:05 | 00:06:13 | be cool human eye hey mr. big shot King |
| 00:06:13 | 00:06:17 | human |
| 00:06:13 | 00:06:22 | let's take mr. big shot gorilla man and |
| 00:06:17 | 00:06:22 | go to Vegas and get us some cheese's |
