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it's hard to find an expert more dedicated than John Clayton. he's the consummate pro. we'll see how the four, three and the cover three work together. John Clayton, with the later. thanks, Dan, take care. whenever we need a brilliant insight, he's available at the drop of a hat. [Music]. that's the great thing about wearing pinstripes right: makes you look slimmer. that's why I love this uniform. even on a bad day, I look great. fellas, do suit. yeah, my stylist hooked it up. horizontal stripes- no, it looks great. seriously, yeah, thanks, guys. Thanks. it's our job to help educate first-year players on how to deal with us, with the media, just like our own little rookie cap. the official blows to call you guys lose the game. you know you were in. after the game he asked a lame question. the reporter asked you a stupid question: what he gonna say? that was a cruddy call. no, there's a book. all cruddy. credi went out with Ward Cleaver. come on, Kobe, what'd you think of that call? what do you say? it was a bad call? I wasn't a bad call. it was a call by it. it was Nestle call. he's it. fine, you stay with him. Chad touchdown. Chad Johnson, he's going to love these sizzling bacon tension. are you serious? I do that in public. I find myself next. okay, who's having fantasy issues? yeah, all my receivers are busts. it's not fair. is it not fair? or did you draft poorly? who are you really mad at myself? anyone else? I accidentally traded for a fullback. you see that you're not alone. I have a coach on my roster. you're out. discover an edge with fantasy football now, Sundays at 11:00 am on ES. we recently hired a world-renowned chef in the cafeteria, but the only person who seems to understand him is Henrik Lundqvist, where the cheese uniqueness food, Egan, is furniture. dude, it's from the fruit nuts in this restricts you. new food cutter myself said: today's specials are pickled herring. I'm blood for. hmm, what you know? we're global company. it's about time our menu reflected that. I'll just have a hamburger right in the front. that's like winning the lottery, dude. yeah, I got that spot once morning. you say hey, guys, hey, and the guy was about to go in, right. so I saw Ben duck under right now and he pops out of the car. his chili is running, so I think it's a parking spot. relax, try this one, baby. slow down. I listen, man. I would kill for that. schedule. me too, man. I'm telling you- me too. with all the success that Adrienne was having, it was getting tough to juggle his schedule. so we got him an assistant. if I can get you to sign that, that'd be great, and I'll, by the way, for mums birthday: perfect. we had to get someone who could antikipate his every need. yeah, uh-huh, bite me done. Oh to peewee. when you hit that next level man, there aren't enough hours in the day. I'll be with you, he's with you. we go through slumps, like everyone else, and when things start going bad like that, sometimes the best thing to do watch the tape. now look right here. you showed him you dipping it. really. what concerns me is this motion here. yeah, my posture is good. innit, is that bad? it's not good. I don't even know where to begin with this. that was a poor effort. eventually, the great ones always figure it out. things obviously are neck-in-neck. I'm embarrassed. [Music]. I even do anything. come on now. I think the question I get asked most is: at the end of the show and the music's playing, the anchors are toking to each other. what exactly are they saying? I'm Dan Patrick. I Keith Olbermann. see you later. foni, look at they sell men's clothes. where you got that effort, I've got a wedgie like nobody's business right now. thanks for sharing. that was the last time your hair actually moved, like 1977. when you put your fingers through it, wedgie didn't prevent that gas from coming up there. that's the naugahyde rubbin on the chair. don't make things up on how to kick your. I don't know what that is in your teeth, but I assume you're saving that for later. no, I never got tired. so my dad start calling the ad for all day, in step with me, ever since I like that ad all day, yeah. so, um, what's your nickname around here? me? yeah, really have anythin premixes. call me Scott all day. what's up, Sam? hey, bed-wetter guys are always clowning, you know bed-wetter. hey, both doujin in confidence. Johnny, going to get this fax sent. all right, can find out contact mat facilities. hope, I hope, yeah. and one more thing: there's a glitch in the AC. the air conditioning is broken. it's gonna shut down tonight at 5 o'clock. seriously, we've got to get this class roster. yep, where's the rest of the guys? I don't know. let's go, fellas, pick up the pace. whoa, whoa, rookie. no soup, what's up do you think you're doing? No, that's right. No, watch your hands. ESPN, your NBA destination for games: Wednesdays and Fridays, plus in-depth analysis all week. ever since SportsCenter one high definition. it's put a lot more pressure on everybody to look their best. all yours, man, cool dad, just do it. mister, Oh, how's that? you won't be on camera. got to be ready to play the game. who's beautiful? you're beautiful, you're beautiful, except you can't. hey, Jay, has it gotten a little weird? yeah, your same radio welcome to SportsCenter. alongside John Buchi grass, I'm Neal Everett. tempers flaring and NASCAR last night. yeah, one last question: does that come in cream? what? what's taupe now? uh-huh, anyway, that's the control room. a lot of chaos there, but it all looks good when it comes out on the show. actually, thanks for those people. then, over here in the digital center is our highlight screening area. so that's where we get all the games that are played that night down in a 90 second or two minute clips or whatever you can see on the 14. right now. this hallway, it runs between you know both rooms. you know if you want to get from the control room to the screening, then this is the hallway. you'd take questions or anything. that's an answer, if whatever you want about the place, yeah, nothing, a Sports Center Anchorage. you know we work noon to 3 o'clock in the morning, 365 days a year. it can wear you out. that's why we brought in a condition and rain those scores, those sports scores. get that Almanac going and Karen enter hi. so stories, pass those stories. check those sources, check those starters. camera one camera, three camera, one camera. you think it helps us do our jobs better? we're all for it. give me energy, energy, dadada, yes, yeah, hey, fellas, you using both lenders, gallo screen boosts, nice, thank you. oh, man, I didn't give us any hot sauce. what? no hot sauce. I'm not you without hot sauce. we like. house us, Anita, to ESPN, your NBA destination for games. Wednesdays and Fridays. we've been watched a lot of soccer at the office lately seems to be causing a rise in workplace injuries. setting up a bowl, it's just brilliant. I just love. oh, oh, my ankle. oh, I will work for weeks. John, get up. hmm, oh, he's fine. oh, no, Michael, Oh, at SportsCenter we're always trying to stay ahead of the curve and that's why we're really excited about the new anchor camp. welcome to SportsCenter. I'm John butcher graz and I'm Jay Harris. John, it was retro day, insensate, I think it really lets people get into our heads, but it was a rookie pitcher that sent the. Philly is in the early retirement last night. and in Boston, do the Red Sox have any more miracles left? we think it's gonna change sports journalism forever, John. and just when you think the Windy City couldn't get any colder. we want to get back to the community and that's why a lot of us are involved in the big buddy program. better chance to give children something they would otherwise never see: to meet their heroes. [Music]. you know big buddy allows us to get back and you know it feels pretty good. your parents signed a permission slip. get up, man. Oh, we'll see. all right, ladies, there's only one spot left in my fantasy football league and two of you. why don't we flip a coin? I prefer a more old-fashioned approach. two of you walked into this room, but only ones walking out. no, no, no, I was kidding. no, I was kidding. Tom, you're in the league bill. you're insane. start your League at espncom slash fantasy football. [Music].
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I told you. extra Hotel night, New England. you're going down, Manning, that's right, I am free for floor. get a massage today, I'm excited. extra night in Cleveland. don't choke on it. free, good call, I'll just cut it up into a fruit salad or something, Thanks. extra night in San Diego, Horning, take a hike free. you know I'm gonna do that. getting world-class rewards, no matter who you are, whether you're sweet, priceless. big game tonight between the Colts and the Giants. this is why I love playing on Sunday night. yeah, we get to hang out, watch all the afternoon games on DirecTV- great, you go, let's do it. hey, don't forget your jacket. Thanks, put that chair down there. I am Telling dad lie and the Giants. take on Peyton on the Colts next Sunday night on NBC and watch every game every Sunday only on DirecTV. where's your brother? 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I just need the Gatorade. it was my birthday last night. happy birth, thank you, but this is like the first. and did you have a few drinks? yeah, it's not designed for that. it's designed for workout. so if you make destructive decisions at night, you know what, let me. maybe. I can't. if to your birthday, let me let my manager make a ruling on this. okay, okay, you can just hold on one second, I'll grab him. um, can you help me with this customer? it's your birthday. well, you're sweating. that's what I thought gonna be sweating. we have that. this is aqua. what do I need to do for the Gatorade? you do yoga. I do yoga, yes, maybe like I do some yoga. is it called a caturanga? what do you do? a chaturanga? that's it chaturanga? it's a chaturanga. you got around me. you're in the gas station, all right, so nice, thank you. you have a napkin, absolutely here. just use these little bags. hey, just gonna resort. enough sweat, enough to get some back sweat going. good, I blew their minds this year. Oh, [Music]. are you good? how are you selected by something? yes, yes, Jason, I can't tell you that why? well, Gatorade is for guys and gals who worked up a sweat. I don't have any sweat on you. yeah, hell, yeah. man, do you know what electrolytes are? yes, and I've lost a lot of them today, a week. you look pretty fit. I mean, if you know it, if you worked out a little bit, worked up a sweat right now, I could hook you up. we're gonna sweat. go on there jumping jacks. you can't tell me, dude, this is not worked out of it, vertikal pipette, it just looks like you don't want it. bad enough if you're not sweating. um, obviously you're not understanding me. so why don't I just get my manager and they'll help you guys. okay, boss, what's the problem? no sweat, no sweat. mr Jorge, not sweating enough? no, we'd like to show them to you. that's just kind of our. get her a new policy, need a little sweat. so I'm a little. uh, he's all seen the same. they're not. you can't fake Sony quality. it makes watching sports in HD better, and the more sports you watch on a Sony, the better you get at sports. you do this all day. football star, oh, oh, it's on fire. it's so clean. 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I am a couple's home run derby balls. yet, yeah, neighbours, cousins, the anchors here have always done their own writing, but when there's someone from Harvard around, of course you're gonna let them help out. trajectory metrics of the league's best shooters, applied to the terminal velocity of a jump ball, which is founded upon the temporal nature. you, you misspelled temporal, okay, yeah, one last question: does that come in cream? what? what's taupe now? hey, Becky, hey, that piece on left-handed athletes. is that almost done? okay, thanks, you guys, mind if I join? come on, stop hogging it, pass it bad. pass it's bad. feet, chest I, I need a chest. I'm right here. so you're originally from Minnesota, right, yep, born and raised Big Town. yield, Minnesota, that Fargo is a crazy movie on it. that was North Dakota. hey, you're right, all right, Minnesota, you got the Yoopers. no, that would be Michigan, Upper Peninsula. you pu / ya, hear me, Prince. No [Applause]. J Steve, you, yeah, I can't believe they sent us down there to work either. hey, I wasn't too out of sync, was I know? and if you are, I bet nobody even notiked we've recently hired a world-renowned chef in the cafeteria, but the only person who seems to understand them is henrik lundqvist. rudy is furniture dude, it's from the fruits nuts industry. to defend myself, said today's specials are pickled herring and blood. for what you know, we're a global company. it's about time our menu reflected that. or to rerecord your personal greeting press to: hey, this is the freak. I'm not on my desk right now. no, hey, this is the franchise. sorry. hey, this is the freaky franchise here. big time Timmy James. office here only calls me. hi, this is Tim, let's come. if you leave your name number and a short message, I'll be a big time Timmy Jim, what's up? not again, I didn't know you guys are watching. last night. thank you guys, means a lot, thank you. he's toking about stuff. all right, that 27:10 last night and today chicken curry. 54 points last week and the next day curry stoop. you have stuff I don't think. thank you guys so much. thank you means a lot. allez, salut every night for guys like you. it was I got no, no, seems like the chicken ready. your latest album, man, that just kills me. I listen to that every single night before I go to bed. it speaks to me. oh hey, Kenny, seriously I was thinking. you know we hang out sometimes. you give me your cellphone, no, but we could get together and maybe hang out like boys, regular guy. sorry, man, they look like there's any room here. you should go sit at the anchor table, you, over the lazy dog. good, I'll take those off. let's try it again. a quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. that's amazing. I told you you're good, quick brown fox, you. with all the success that adrian was having, it was getting tough to juggle his schedule, so we got him an assistant. if I can get you to sign that, that'd be great, and don't, by the way, for mom's birthday, perfect. we had to get someone who could antikipate his every need. yeah, like me done when you hit that next level, man, there aren't enough hours in the day. I'll be with you, always with you. we've been watched a lot of soccer at the office lately. seems to be causing a rise in workplace injuries. setting up a bowl, that's just brilliant, I just love. get up, he's fine. where's the rest of the guys? I don't know. let's go, fellas, pick up the pace. whoa, whoa, rookie. no, Stu, what's up? do you think you're doing? no, that's right. no, watch your hands. ESPN, your NBA destination for games, Wednesdays and Fridays. buzzing Justin out, you don't know yet. do you know what? it's crazy. and if you don't like guacamole, nacho cheese, amazing, that's a heated train. ESPN, your NBA destination for games: Wednesdays and Fridays. you know I never got tired. so, my dad, I start calling the ad for all day and stuck with me ever since. I like that ad all day, yeah, so, uh, what's your nickname around here? me, you know, don't have a nickname pre wishes. call me Scott all day. what's up? hey, bed-wetter guys is always clowning, you know bed-wetter. so, Jen, in confidence, Johnny, going to get this fax that you? yes, touchdown Chad Johnson. and and old-school, a little bit of pop and lock. oh yeah, mundo Knicks sizzling bacon action. no, touchdown Chad Johnson. I like it, but can I get a puff of smoke with that? we can do smoke. that was good. what happens is the tree gets at the sawmill and his hand cut with the chainsaw. and then what? then? more and more workers coggan to really thin slices with a super-sharp blade, like a, like a razor sharp, like really, really sure that'd be messy. oh yeah, it's wood everywhere. how long stuff like that take hours. they just keep cutting. Carly, Carly, I get your name in the back. that's all loser right in the front. that's like winning the lottery dude. no, I got that spot once morning. you say hey, guys, hey, and the guy was about to go in right / forbidden, duck under right now and he pops it out of the car. his chili is running, so I think it's a parking spot. relax, try this one baby. slow down a little man. I would kill for that schedule. me too, man. I'm telling you, me too, miles, miles excited about the big game. I'm sure it might be cold, but you get all that first. you've all set what's. the duel is holy yep all week. so what does GPS? you can't trust those things. why not? because they're not lost, all right, I just I don't know where we are right now. look, that was also usually see his hat time show. ESPN, your NBA destination for games, Wednesdays and Fridays, a Sports Center Anchorage and we work noon to three o'clock in the morning where you out. that's why we brought in a. helps us do our jobs better. we're all for it. give me energy. [Music]. that's the great thing about wearing pinstripes: right, it makes you look slimmer. that's why I love this uniform. even on the bad day, I look great. fellas, do suit. yeah, my stylist hooked it up. horizontal stripes: no, it looks great. seriously, yeah, thanks, guys, Thanks, I think it's coming in really good. yeah, totally, I'm gonna win this mustache contest. maybe. good luck with the. you're going down this year. see you in two weeks, pal, is that your rookie of the Year trophy? it is. is that your World Series ring? same as it was ten minutes ago, still working on that same email? yep, hey, Buster, want to grab some lunch? yes, absolutely, where you guys going out. we go through slums like everyone else and when things start going bad like that, sometimes the best thing to do- watch the table. now look right here. you show them. you're doing it really. what concerns me is this motion here. posture is that bad. it's not good. even know where to begin with this. that was a poor effort. eventually, the great ones always figure it out. I'm embarrassed. listen, Steve, I hear you made, if it's up to me, right, we'd have the crocodile on you 24/7. exactly every single time I do my boot laces up, I'm scared dead. ruin the oiz. am any baseball? is it doing that? Stark on myself? I know you're great. what is it with the computers? I'll charge ons, find out. contact Matt and facilities. hope, I hope, yeah. and one more thing. there's a glitch in the AC. the air conditioning is broken. it's gonna shut down tonight at five o'clock. seriously, we've got to get this glass frosty. it's hard to find an expert more dedicated than John Clayton. he's the consummate pro. we'll see how the 4:3 and the cover three work together. John Clayton with the lady. thanks, Dan, take care. whenever we need a brilliant insight, he's available at the drop of a hat. [Music]. [Applause] you, Hey, look at Manny. yeah, dude marches to his own. beat me. you never know what he's gonna do next. hola, what does that even? 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I think it's coming in really good. yeah, don't look, I'm gonna wing this mustache. good luck with the you're going down this year. see you in two weeks, pal. we want to give back to the community and that's why a lot of us are involved in the big buddy program: a chance to give children something they would otherwise never see: to meet their heroes. being a big buddy allows us to give back and you know that feels pretty good. Hey, look a beanie. yeah, dude marches to his own. beat me, you never know what he's gonna do next. hola, hey, OB. hey, what's up? what are you doing in the dark man? nothing, just the late-night filings, really late night falling. what are you? a Russian spy or something you know? right, alright, catch you later. huh, yeah, Brits, look they're shooting this by DT right in the front. that's like winning the lottery, dude. no, I got that spot once morning, you saying hey, guys, hey, and when the guy was about to go in, right, so I sure didn't duck under right. now and he pops in out of the car. his chili is running, so I think it's a parking spot. relax, right, slow down a little, man. I would kill for that. schedule me too, man. I'm telling you me to. being on SportsCenter does take its toll for Kenny main on Dan Patrick, good night. once we finish a show we do it all over again for the overseas market. when it's notiked, amigo me llamo, Kenny may have used a my lights, same anchors, different dialects, da Silva dunya, menus at boots for Hispanic vote, Kenny man stik to touch people all over the world. that's, that's special. so, as you can see, this trend is going to continue and moving forward. we need to be aware of it. and late again anyway, that's the control room. a lot of chaos there, but it all looks good when it comes out on the show. actually, thanks for those people. then over here in the digital centre is our highlight screening area. so that's where we get all the games that are played that night down at a 90 second or two minute clips or whatever you see on the port's here in this hallway it runs between. you know both rooms. you know if you want to get from the control room to the screening, then this is the hallway. you take questions or anything. that's an answer. whatever you want about the place, nothing as a maker, you always want that complete show and coming out. they did. you know about sports, so can how you feeling I'm fun, never better, I'm great, I can go. just let me finish. luck, luck, you'll get him next show. sometimes you don't have your best stuff so you got to bring in a closer. you usually handle it like professionals. thanks a lot. it's all part of the game tomorrow. rain delays, Tiger Woods is a career year for anybody, honey. I don't know. they could be one hour, it could be four. I just bought myself a digital camera. but you do, we just open, lets up. but you know the best thing about sports hitters, if you think about it. every shows live comes in as an unseeded player, not three carter belts, the home run in the ninth inning. the Blue Jays win the World Series. in case you were at Humphreys name, off of it. vice president, the United States former mayor, many. just when you think you've seen it all, you realize you see nothing at all. Sports Center back with you. one constant remains in Chicago: quarterback controversy: Steve Walsh and Eric Kramer. Lance, what's the story? hey, hey, Dan, sorry, I thought everybody left for the night and get you an energy bar. how about some water? no, and I'm okay. good, all right. we go through slumps like everyone else, and when things start going bad like that, sometimes the best thing to do watch the table. now look right here you show them. really. what concerns me is this motion here. it's not good. I'll even order began with Bissell. that was eventually the great ones always figure it out. I'm embarrassed. Stuart, now get the playoff picture back from the dark room when we come back. player prompters going too fast. I can't keep the last net. the teleprompter cheer nice nothing. eyes road. I can hardly tok without question these days, the word on everybody's lip. I'll be honest with you. that hold brett favre thing was really hard to keep track of. so we had to come up with a system. you're sure. yeah, he's coming back, he's coming back, he's coming back, he's coming back. so is it one of retired to unretire? think it's the other way around. that makes sense. so Scott started reeling off these great shows one right after another, and a rod exhibits inordinate aptitude in spherical Aviation. turns out he was using performance and answers. I think you're Inquisition will prove fruitless by telling us what they see. I don't even know what that is or how you use it. it looks like at the source we got to win back a lot of trust, a lot of trust. all right, guys, we're still going out tonight. definitely, huge kite Stewart Jean are coming through nice. where should we meet 7 o'clock? I'll be there. yeah, you know, every once in a while it all just comes together and you do have that perfect show. and Bob Lee had won back in 89, Steiner had his in 91, then had one working last season, got crazy out there during the commercial breaks. the crew, they wouldn't tok to him, Kenny won't even look at. it was intense, and that, of course, is the sort of thing that can never happen in a playoff race. that's a double negative that they handy just let it get away from. that is way in there. man, don't worry about it, I got it. yes, sir. 11:17.
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[Music]. ESPN's a melting pot of international talent and we go out of our way to make everyone feel comfortable. hey, honest, Oh, bah, you guys know that nobody actually does that English. be honest, Oh. [Music] I'll, Scott. hmm, did you possibly switch tears with me? no, not me, are you sure? yeah, good luck finding your chair, good boy, okay, okay, yeah. one last question: does that come in cream? what, what's taupe? no, uh-huh, I think it's coming in really good. yeah, totally, I'm gonna win this mustache contest. good luck with the. you're going down this year. see you in two weeks, pal. of course we all play fantasy football around here, but the NFL guys, they play fantasy sports setter. you know what I'm taking? the Gandhi, at least the guys got desk presents. you gotta make your line, Lee, he's gonna have a bad area. I have another sleeper, deep sleeper. is there pressure? let's just say the winner gets 75 bucks. there's my boy. bring the heat this year and there goes my season. I'll be honest with you. that hold brett favre thing was really hard to keep track of, so we had to come up with a system, you're sure. yeah, he's coming back, he's coming back, he's coming back, he's coming back. so is it one of retired to unretire. think it's the other way around. that makes sense. hey, hey, Obie. hey, what's up? what are you doing in the dark man? nothing, just the late night filings, really late night, father. what are you? a Russian spy or something you know? right, all right, catch you later. huh, yeah, bring it slow. no shooting spider. [Applause]. how long's he been up there, palchik, like a whole guy. come on, I'm all about. below me it's going. hey, what's up? Zack wheeler, Jordan, also buried, so it happens- is the tree gets at the sawmill and his hand cut with a chainsaw. and then what then? more and more workers, cognate in the really dense sizes, with a super-sharp blade like a, like a razor sharp, like really really sure that'd be messy. oh yeah, there's wood everywhere. how long does something like that take? hours. they just keep cutting carbon, turning. I [Music], get your name in the back. that's all amazing. hey, Scott, man, we working on these nicknames. all right, you got a coat, okay. the park, a possible. the three basket tiers, Roger tois, French. or we can go with the three amigos, which the Boston three party. I like that. see, this man's been a festival, hey, Scott. thank you, Matt, as emotionally and physically exhausting. afterwards, the last thing you want to do is tok to the media. well, we're professionals, we do our job. like Dan doesn't step on everyone's lines every show, whether it's me or whether they're what are the guys? name is used to the show, but I mean you know he's always doing that and it says show. yeah, it's the greatest job in the world. that's what I tell you guys. but when I go home I go into a little shell. I go down in my basement and I sit there and I just think I think what am I doing with my life? start my computer's on my stuff, mother. no, you're good, what is it with the computers in here? I'll charge on game time. baby up game time. you got that LeBron thing going on. meet Rachel. Rachel ready to do this, let's do it. [Music]. not again. I didn't know you guys are watching last night. thank you, guys means a lot, thank you. are you toking about stuff? all right, that 2710 last night and today, chicken curry. 54 points last week in the next day, curry stew. you have stuff. I don't think. I think I got so much. thank you means a lot. allez, salut. every night for guys like you it was. I got no, no seams in like the chicken. though. next up, mr Van Pelt comes up with a popular new catchphrase. he will receive 12 new vanity license plates with said phrase: Chazz bagel. further, mr Van Pelt uses more five syllable words than any other anchor. he'll have a sandwich named after him in the cafeteria. it will be called the Scott Van melt delicious. and finally, if mr Van Pelt was an Emmy Award, he'll be allowed to wear a Snuggie on air for an entire year. okay, everything but the Snuggie. what we're gonna need the Snuggie. do you let me get down to Denver? oh, yeah, it's pretty easy. you uh get out a main road here. you go straight about half a mile, maybe blue less- and take a lift all that straight another half a mile, and then you take a hard left, all right. and then you go straight half a mile, take another left. yeah, that's right, man, you just keep on that. I still appreciate. all right, no problem, anytime. LD. uh, John, the directions. how many years have you been coaching now? 33, Oh, kidding, all in Tennessee. Wow, I guess you could say you started off as a volunteer. yeah, seven national championships- I mean that is unbelievable. well, I've been very lucky. I mean you've reached the summit of the coaching profession summit? yeah, I guess you could say I got this coaching thing down pat, sorry, HCP. yeah, well, you think you'd go for it tonight 16:17. nothing, I'm gonna go for 28, 28 here. we get that before. yeah, last year watched, all right, good luck with that. feeling brave, huh, yeah, 12, 16 and 28. yeah, spicy kung pao chicken: right, thanks, 15 minutes. what are you doing like? what do you? beans going on? yes, Josh, what's up? so we're down a couple's home run derby balls. you hit, yeah, neighbors, cousins. [Applause] 1lt. come on how you doing? good thanks, none of these are mine. ever since the show went to high-definition tiknology, we've had to hire a much more sophistikated staff once they start to grasp sports, and possibilities are endless. so is there a quarterback controversy in New York? it's our job to help educate first-year players on how to deal with us, with the media, just like our own little rookie camp. the official blows to call: you guys lose the game. you know you were in after the game. he asked a lame question. the reporter asked you a stupid question. what he gonna say? that was a credit card. no, there's a call. freddie creddie went out with Ward Cleaver. come on, Kobe, what'd you think of that call? what do you say? it was a bad call. it wasn't a bad call, it was a call by it. it was fellas. sorry I'm a little bit late. I didn't give you guys by the first or what hello? anybody there always cancel these things. no one tells me what that's like. one in the lottery dude, yeah, I got that spot once morning. you say, hey guys, and and and. the guy was about to go in, right, so I still didn't duck under, right. no man, he pops it out of the car. his chili is running, so I think it's a parking spot. relax, right, this one gonna be slowed down a little. man. I would kill for that schedule, me too. man, I'm telling you that is way in there. man, don't worry about it, I got it. yes, sir. 11:17: their new security card in their mailbox on Friday. because you look at our chart here, that key gives you everything the locks under the locks. so if you remember my chart, there is a pie chart wedge of that is Saturday and Sunday. hey, Steve, what's okay? hey, would you characterize your speed as explosive or incendiary? what'd you say? hold on, why'd you ask? I think that answers it incendiary. need anything else? thanks, I'm good, I got my answer. wait a minute. how do you spell? did you say something? is this one of those? I, before E words, a Sports Center anchored. you know we worked noon to 3 o'clock in the morning 365 days a year. it can wear you out. that's why we brought in a conditioning coach. those scores, those sports scores, get that almond app going and turn and turn. hi so stories has those during. check those sources. check those sources. camera 1, camera 3, damn for what? anything. it helps us do our jobs better. we're all for it. give me energy. yeah, Steve, I hear you. man, if it's up to me, right, we'd have the crocodile honey 24/7. exactly every single time I do, my boot laces up. I'm scared doing that. [Music]. all right, yeah, what's going on? what's your hat? man stroll. Bahama didn't look like a ball players had him. it looks all brand new. just come on with box something. catch your way. I never had to wear that thing. you gotta bring this thing in. hey, Wally, Wally, it's not what you pay. hey, there is the machine. what are you toking about? that's what they call you, right? I'm not a machine. I use the machine, right, guys? why did?
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[Music]. thanks for picking me up. this is so cool. i remember game six of the finals. you just took over the game and everybody's like wow. but i wasn't surprised at all, because you're the truth. truth always comes through. i actually like write lots of fan fiction about you. you're not really you, though. you're like a you that you're made out of crystal and you're fighting these demons because you have to get another crystal. i could get it published if i wanted to. i just don't, because that would like make it impure. let me touch you, blake. let's get rolling man. what's the hold up? what's up? brooke can't keep up. seriously, blake, i promise you we're done. come on, man, fun's over. come on on, blake. come on, let's go make that crazy. you guys are here too. what a coincidence- the way that that sometimes works out. i'm just gonna stand, if you don't mind. yo, mellow, remember how you had 27 points per game in the whole playoffs. that was sick. i don't mean sick like a dead animal on the road. we should stop the car and touch it with our hands. sick, i mean sick like awesome, you know? hey, check it out. i got my own rv this year. now i can follow you guys, wherever you go, great news, right. best friends on one. best friends. what are you guys doing? what are you toking about? oh, where'd you get that bunny machine? i was getting your food. sorry, mike, we were hungry. only the best of the best are featured in the top ten. it's a pretty exclusive club. jordan with a j- i was, i was on last night. the rest of us we'll never know what it's like to be part of that inner circle. yeah, warbrook high school full court buzzer beater, that's awesome, man. yeah, it is awesome. welcome to the club. what about this one? what about this one, derek, please? and what about this railroad? no, no, no, no. come on, grab what you can. what's going on? thank you for pressing the self-destruct button. why would you even install it? you have 10 seconds to reach. what kind of question is that? i'm telling you, the eastern conference is actually not a jv league. anybody could come out. the east, the west, is not dominant anymore. man, there's parody in the nba right now. you look at boston, chicago, detroit, orlando, new jersey, cleveland, the new york knicks, all night. we all know this power in the west. but you got to pay attention now to the east too, mello. i'm just toking about the exit. man east or west? oh, the anchors here have always done their own writing, but when there's someone from harvard around, of course you're gonna let them help out. trajectory metrics of the league's best shooters apply to the terminal velocity of a jump ball, which is founded upon the temporal nature. you, uh, you misspelled temporal. hey, these aren't mine. they don't have any lenses in them. they're probably brussels. well, where are mine then? what was that? oh, nothing, just missed the exit. i sent a friend request four days ago. i mean, how insensitive can someone be? i am so sorry, hugo, maybe if i try the wipers? yeah, that's just smearing it. try to wash your fluid? oh no, that's worse. you go- there's some napkins in the club compartment. see if you can reach out and grab some of the big pieces. you don't know yet. do you know what? it's crazy. and if you don't like guacamole, nacho cheese, amazing, that's a heated tray, yo, what's up, cp? you can hang those right up there, man stew, yeah, i'm not a rookie anymore. i shouldn't be doing all of this. wait, i thought you were rookie of the year, right, right, rookie of the year last year. well, who's it this year? i don't know. they decided at the end of the season: well, until they do. you want to freshen this up for me? are these heavy starch? the decoy worked, man, la paparazzi are crazy. everybody. okay, back there. yep, all good. how about you, jeff, jeff? hey, guys, we're out of toilet paper. i think there's some under the sink. i'm on the wrong rv, aren't all i? hey, thanks for taking over. i'm really beat. no problem, man. we're global networks, so we rely pretty heavily on satellite tiknology. overtime games in the nba. i mean, that's off, todd, todd, i think we lost our feed. roger that stan houston. we have video system failure. uh, that's weird because, uh, everything's good on our end. we have no video here. stand by, we got another one down, sir. it's pretty high-tik stuff, but we're a high-tik company orbit. give me a status on a set tool please. that's not good at all. some of the bigger stars, like dwayne wade- they've actually negotiated final cut of their highlights. i think that works to me. um, you know what? first we should go with a medium to draw the audience in. then we should go real wide to give it a sense of consciousness. we're gonna need that highlight when it's ready. well, but you missed two shows already. when it's ready, you think we can add a couple more defenders with cgi. that would make me look more like a hero. not again, i didn't know. you guys were watching last night. thank you, guys, means a lot, thank you. we toking about stuff, i had that 27-10 last night and today. chicken curry- 54 points last week and the next day curry stew. you ever stuff i don't think. thank you guys so much. thank you means a lot. i'll lace them up every night for guys like you. who was that guy? i don't know, seems like the chicken, though. [Music] chosen one. huh, acp, yeah, what do you think you'd go for tonight? 16, 17.. no, i think i'm gonna go for 28.. 28. you ever get that before? yeah, last year in washington. all right, good luck with that. feeling brave, huh, yeah, uh, 12, 16 and a 28.. yeah, spicy kung pao chicken. right, thanks, 15 minutes melon. thanks a lot for the head man man appreciate it. oh, assault. yeah, it was a tough show. i mispronounced. yes, it cabbages. stewart was late getting in a couple of times. if i didn't have that, i couldn't read the the teleprompter. so thank you, hey. any socks that i could borrow? we're gonna run some ball out back. no, all right, thanks for the headband. i appreciate it. so you sure you didn't leave him in the car? positive, oh, just try them. no, no, i hurt my nose. there is a chance we'll be on late. well then, we're on late. that concludes the meet. thank you guys. dude, those hands are huge. you shake his hand to not look down, really, trust me, john, great job today. hey, dan, what's wrong? hey, grant, uh, bad show. hair looked bad. teleprompter went down, made some mistakes on some highlights. i got something to cheer you thanks. thanks, grant, no problem, t i c shack, tastik 29 points. um, how did you get so many q's? don't worry about it. my turn again. yes, what do you know? shacked us, see, i told you so i can't take my eyes off it. it says his indigenous to florida, arizona, southern california and ohio. i have to touch it. no, one touches the shackles. all right, beautiful, isn't it that? this awful feeling? we forgot something. really, do we pay to build the restaurant? yeah, what could we be forgetting, kevin? yo, what's up? oh, there you are. i guess we didn't forget anything you.