superbowl ads this year
Published on: February 9 2023 by pipiads
Table of Contents About superbowl ads this year
- All Super Bowl ADS 2022
- Top 10 Best Super Bowl Commercials of 2022
- TOP 10 FUNNIEST SUPER BOWL ADS 2022 🏈 Best Ten Superbowl LVI Commercials
- The best commercials of Super Bowl 2022
- BEST SUPER BOWL 2022 Commercials Sneak Peek! 🏈 Preview Funniest Superbowl LVI Ads
- Ben Shapiro REACTS to 2022 Super Bowl Commercials
All Super Bowl ADS 2022
[Music]. that at d firebird with multi-gig speeds is pretty next level. huh yep. it's gonna change the game, no, but like it's really gonna change the game. i know it's way faster internet, which means i can stream in 4k to every room in the house. yeah, but it's not just that. it's reliable, so it won't let me down when i'm deep into multiplayer end game. it's actually 99 reliable. but whatever, what's more important is that now we can maybe start creating content differently, obviously, uploading huge files, producing content and live streaming it all at the same time. buddy, yeah, i know, but do you though? i mean this level of connectivity could open up a door to the future. yeah, buddy, creating and consuming content is about to add a whole another level. it's like a super highway of bandwidth. crazy good security, crazy ping yep. multi-gig speed should change the way we game forever. oh, my god, you're zac efron. do you even game bro? you are a game bro, it's fishy, game's nuts. [Music]. greetings lovers. international superstar john legend here with a very special gift for you: i'm going to let you sleep with me. well, not sleep, sleep with me. i'm a happily married man. just regular sleep, sleep. treat yourself to some well-earned self-care by listening to my new sleep cast on headspace. it's your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sleep with me, sort of sweet dreams lovers, start your free trial tonight. hey, martha, pass me that big easy reach lighter in that bowl- bowl of strawberries, thanks. this is perfect for hard-to-reach places and it helps keep your fingers away from the flame. whoa do i smell? that's right, fun, do time? big easy reach, the ultimate lighter, perfect for candles, grills and so much more. my fellow gods, the dark skies, have spoken. it is time for susan i to retire. but where will you go, zeus? sorry, loose, i need a charge in this. oh, thanks, sweetheart, it's not drunken science. i'm heading out. don't forget to take peggy for a walking. what yo, zeus? ah, a little juice. that's it. i'm done with this place. we'll see about that. everything okay out there. i figure you could use a little picnia. all electric, all electric. the bmw ix electricity in its ultimate form. bmw, the ultimate electric driving stuff. we love stuff and there's some really great stuff out there. [Music]. but i doubt that any of us will look back in our lives and think i wish i'd gotten a slightly sportier suv, bought an even thinner tv or found a trendier scent. i wish i'd discovered a crunchier chip [Applause]. found a lighter, light beer. i had an even smarter smartphone. do you think any of us will look back in our lives and regret the things we didn't buy? [Music] or the places we didn't go? hey, babe, check this out, alexa, it's game day. streaming football on prime video, closing blinds, chilling rose, rose. well, it's an afternoon game. it's like she can read your mind. [Music]. i love that we get to sleep. ordering fresh mint mouthwash, extra strength. i'm thinking i should get a spray pan, you know, cause that's on wednesday. activating blender funerals on monday. [Music]. oh, what about the gold papa? can't you see that treasure all along? it was. you love the eye patch it's. when is the show open? march 8th, setting reminder to fake your own death on march 8th, not. uh, what the? when you have to do those love scenes with hot guys? is that fun or is that like the worst? it's the worst. [Music]. this bread is delicious. did you make it? yes, it's from my gammy's recipe. announcement: gammy is short for she bought it at whole foods. announcement: colin left the oysters in the car for five hours. it's probably better, unless it can't read your mind. bad idea: watch the game. [Applause]. hellman's wants to tackle food waste, so naturally they hired this legend. don't toss that. you can make grilled cheese with that bread- not on my watch. [Music]. you can make potato salad, grandma, don't throw away that spinach. [Music]. make a frittata. whoa, whoa. mom's already tackling food waste mayo. what's a big guy. sorry man had to. i get it. i'm very hittable. oh, make taste, not waste. baby. this is officially the worst tailgate i've ever been to look at. those barbarians hate it when they come to town. well, tough cause. we drove for three months in an ox cart with our kids to watch you get destroyed. yeah, we made great time. i'm sorry. what are you doing? adding avocados from mexico? want some? let's kick this party up a notch. you know they also taste great. on salads: yeah, caesar, we get it. i love salads. avocados from mexico. wait, if it was delivered with uber eats, does that mean i can eats it? [Music] it's seven each. it's a diaper. [Music] this tastes bad. this candle tastes funny- not bad, but funny- and thanks to ubereats, we don't even know what food is anymore. it's our decision food. [Music] we can't eat most of this. yeah, we can't eat any of this. [Music] that bag's a liar. yeah, i just got so excited. new blood like seltzer, hard soda, classic cola [Applause]. without flavor. the mayor must see this. hey, hey, wait, where are we? [Music]? [Applause]. [Music]. excuse me. [Music]. there's a new flavor in town. i declare: bud light, seltzer, hard soda. the loudest flavors [Applause]. every flavor. [Applause]. [Music]. why is ice tea in a speedwalking crew? his? probably the heart-shaped- putting at cheerios. he found out they can help lower cholesterol. now he's taking care of his heart in fun new ways. speedy teas, heart formation get moving. they're only here for a limited time. nervous, oh, blaze brings back so many good memories. remember our road trip in 97. [Music], our first real heart to heart. i've never seen any of your movies, not even the ones we're in together. hey, do you remember when that stoker kidnapped us? yes, liz was there. [Music]. blaze, do you have a barbecue or a cheddar jalapeno? oh, remember when we stumbled into that turf war. remember when you bought your first those house good times, they were golden. you ready, seth, do you? i do, and janet do you? that's a yes, hey, kevin, ken, oh yeah, what are you doing? eating mixed nuts. this is how you eat nuts: mixing them all together and shoving them in your mouth like an intermittent fasting squirrel. how do you eat nuts, one at a time, like a regular person? i teach you that. medical school, kindergarten actually. oh, you met the height requirement. okay, you know they're called mixed nuts. it tells you how to eat them right on the can. well, all my little babies deserve respect, one by one. i get what's going on here. ken you like to eat one nut at a time because that's all your little child hand can hold? i mean, look at that cashew, it looks like a banana in your hand. my body prefers this protein at a controlled pace, unlike your big, dumb muscles. thank you, one, all one, all one. but it doesn't want to do that because they're mixed. now barbie really wants this dream house. it's got stunning views and a slide. barbie's ready for fun. so cool. and barbie found out about this dream house with an alert from rocket homes. she did well. it's a super competitive market. everyone wants to buy the dream house. better off a betty [Music]. you vultures, you're gonna start a bidding war. this is less than ideal. oh no, don't worry. barbie has a verified approval that shows her finances are backed by rocket mortgage. so barbie wins, but we need a house. oh, i found a fixer-upper castle on rocket homes. [Music]. it has good bones but really bad neighbors. i like his vibe. get your dream house all in one place with rocket homes and rocket mortgage for a better way to find and finance rocket can. thanks for helping. no problem, it's good for my glutes. [Music]. space, the boundary of human achievement, the new frontier. [Music]. it's not time to escape, it's time to engage. it's time to plant more trees. it's time to build more trust, time to make more space for all of us. so, while the others look to the metaverse and mars, let's stay here and restore ours. yeah, it's time to blaze our trail, because the new frontier, it ain't rocket science, it's right here. [Music]. cable guy- no thanks, i don't need cable. i have verizon 5g internet. never heard of it. 5g ultra wideband- it's way better, i see. so someho.
Top 10 Best Super Bowl Commercials of 2022
i got a macchiato for a zayus. zoice, zoice and zeus, welcome to watch mojo. and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 super bowl commercials of 2022. what if i work in london, live in new york and shot a super bowl commercial in los angeles? for this list, we're looking at highlights from super bowl 56, and by highlights we mean the best ads, the main reason we watch, and, to be clear, we're not including any trailer drops on this list. what's your favorite super bowl commercial of 2022? let us know in the comments. number 10 mind reader: amazon. admit it. we've all wondered at one point if alexa is reading our minds, like just the other day. we were thinking that scarlett johansson and colin jost should do a super bowl commercial. and then, boom, we get this gem. it's like she can read your mind no matter how much you love your significant other. there is a reason why we all keep certain things to ourselves. with alexa serving as a third wheel, everything is out in the open for the celebrity couple, be it bad breath, i love that we get to sleep ordering fresh mint, mouthwash, dull conversations or straight up lies. alexa has a way of ruining the moment, while this clever commercial asserts that alexa cannot read minds. we are still not entirely convinced, and, yes, we do see the irony in johansen being annoyed with a virtual assistant. earlier i was thinking about how i was annoyed, and this is gonna sound strange, but i was really excited about that. number nine: land of loud flavors. bud light, seltzer, hard soda. [Music]: guy fieri has been toking about flavor town for years, but we always assumed it was a figurative place. where are we? it turns out that there is a land of loud flavors. all you need to get there is a bottle of bud light, seltzer and a narnia-esque fridge. [Applause]- loud flavor. the mirror must see this. hey, hey, wait. the world that this commercial imagines is a perfect blend of diners, dives and high fantasy. you'll want a pause button to catch all the details that make up this city of food. there are even echoes of alice in wonderland, as the characters follow the king's bleach blonde servants rather than a white rabbit. we also get wizard of oz vibes, with fiety as the great and powerful ruler. there we bring flavor flavor, excuse me. in the end, though, there's no place like home. [Applause]. number eight: dream house with anna kendrick and barbie rocket homes and rocket mortgage. barbie really wants this dream house. it's got stunning views and a slide. the best commercials are often the ones that catch you off guard as anna kendrick pops up by a doll's dream house. this ad appears to be for barbie's latest product. while this might draw in the kids in the room, the commercial ends up being more advanced than expected. you vultures, you're gonna start a bidding war. barbie's shot at owning her dream house is jeopardized as better off her betty cash offer. carl and other dolls try to snatch it up. wait, is house flipper skipper- the same skipper as barbie's sister. in any case, barbie prevails thanks to rocket mortgage, while the others are left to bid over castle grey skull. oh, i found a fixer-upper castle on rocket homes. it's the mattel crossover we never knew we wanted, proving that play time and economics can go hand in hand. thanks for helping. no problem, it's good for my glutes number seven. push it flaming hot. many unexpected things can happen when you introduce an outside source to the environment. for example, if you drop some flamin hot doritos and cheetos in the wild, the animals might be united in perfect harmony. and by harmony we don't just mean peace and love. we mean that foxes will beatbox, birds will baby, but baby, baby and salt and peppa's push. it will be heard throughout the jungle. in case you were wondering, the bird isn't voiced by salt or peppa, but the producers landed another superstar, megan the stallion. the fox, meanwhile, is voiced by viral sensation charlie puth. throw in some adorably rendered animals and you've got a commercial that is equally hot, cool and vicious. we're just surprised that no cheetahs showed up for the cheetos number six. goodbye cable, verizon 5g internet. [Applause]. cable guy jim carrey has been revisiting a lot of his classic characters lately. to hold us over until the next ace ventura, carrie brings back ernie chip douglas, aka the cable guy for this verizon ad to verizon's ultra-fast 5g network wirelessly. although once viewed as the black sheep in carrie's filmography, the 1996 comedy has become a cult classic in recent years. and that's not the only reason why chip is well suited for this nostalgic commercial. more and more people are cutting cable. can i see it, sure? [Music]. with the arrival of verizon's 5g network, the cable guy is rendered obsolete. even chip has trouble finding fault with 5g, but that doesn't mean the characters will be getting rid of him anytime soon. by the way, the movie playing in the background is a nice touch. reception's good, but i'll come back tomorrow and double check. no, no, no, no, i don't think we need you. number five: golden memories: blaze, do you have barbecue or cheddar jalapeno? following a 17-year hiatus from the super bowl, lays needed to go big for their commercial comeback. having paul rudd and seth rogen lend their natural comedic chemistry was a great start, but this ad doesn't solely rely on the celebrity talent. it's ingeniously written too, as rudd and rogan reminisce about all the good times they've had together brings back so many good memories. there have also been some not so good times, such as getting kidnapped. do you remember when that stoker kidnapped us? yes, liz was there- getting mixed up in a turf war and moving into a house that happens to be haunted. through the good times, bad times and golden times- though lays has always been there for the guys, and lays will continue to be there for rogan as he starts a new chapter with his ghost bride. i do, and janet, do you? that's a yes. number four: zeus and hera. bmw- usa. a greek god walks into a coffee shop. no, that's not the setup for a joke. it's the teaser for a bmw commercial. we're surprised that it took arnold schwarzenegger this long to play zeus. while his accent is more austrian than greek, arnie is otherwise tailor made to play mount olympus. king salma hayek is every bit as godly as hera, although the power couple has grown tired of mount olympus. the dark skies have spoken. it is time for susan i to retire. but where will you go? they retire to california, which we could totally see zeus governing someday. even in retirement, zeus feels drained. that's it. i'm done with this place. we'll see about that. but an electric vehicle zaps them back into action. i figure you could use a little picnia. all electric, all electric. an ad this funny and creative is sure to boost car sales, although what we really want to know is where we can buy a baby pegasus. don't forget to take peggy for a walk. number three: dr evil, general motors. last year mike myers and dana carvey brought back wayne and garth for an uber eats ad. hey, we're back. this year myers revisits his most diabolical character for the big game. i'm sorry, am i no longer doctor evil, i'm dr? good now, i didn't get the meme. dr evil reunites with rob lowe as number two. dr abel, you are now the number two threat to the world. i refuse to be number two. number two: mindy sterling as frau and seth green as scott. scott, you just don't get it, do you what? what don't i get? i didn't get it. although gold members seemingly saw him turn over a new leaf, the doctor is back to his evil ways. he's also moved his headquarters from starbucks to gm to take over the world. dr evil is motivated to save it by preventing climate change. climate change is arguably the number one threat to the world now, and what better way to do so than by going electric? while the commercial is full of memorable callbacks, it introduces some fresh blood in baby me. austin powers fans are sure to be laughing maniacally. one day you're gonna run the company. baby me. number two: new generation chevy silverado. it's been 15 years.
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TOP 10 FUNNIEST SUPER BOWL ADS 2022 🏈 Best Ten Superbowl LVI Commercials
[Music]: hey, how you doing this year. the price of 30 seconds of commercial air time on the super bowl is a record seven million dollars. just think of all the trees, grass and shrubs you can eat with that kind of money, not to mention alfalfa, lichen and fescue. these are things llamas eat. now let's check out this year's top 10 funniest super bowl commercials- number 10.. playoff time: baby games, snacks, drinks. i mean, what else can you ask for, bro, really? hey, pass me a pepsi. i mean, can you drink any louder? that's how i drink loud, like that, drink loud, i like to enjoy it. toss me some ways. did you eat any louder? it's normal to eat loud. drinking loud makes no sense. peyton, eli, road trip to the super bowl. hard pass. playoffs are on. you're paying for that door. by the way, i got a bus. the bus has got a bus. let's go home. can we go see the bus? what up, eli, mr cruz, i miss you, buddy, i miss you too. man, super bowl. baby, let's go. we're not going. i'm going to get more chips and drinks. do not leave this room. i got you, i got you. whoa, here we go. are you kidding me? tiknically, i didn't leave the room. i'll call her mom after i finish these chips. how much longer you drive weird. plus, are we there yet? no, hey, bus, we got to pull over for some more chips and drinks. oh, you got it. hey guys, look who i found: bradshaw. hey guys, got room for one more. got doritos, got mountain dew- what do we really want to bring him? it might start to feel crowded. i mean, maybe if you had a little. oh, please, don't. you know, don't say it. i love me some salsa. all right, i got an idea. we got one seat left and it's special, just for you. let's do it. it's like a convertible. it's up a whole lot better. number nine: my fellow gods, the dark skies, have spoken. it is time for susan i to retire. but where will you go, zeus? sorry, loose, i need a charge in this. oh, thanks, sweetheart, it's not drunken science. i'm heading out. don't forget to take peggy for a walking. what yo, zeus? ah, a little juice. [Music]. that's it. i'm done with this place. we'll see about that. everything okay out there, baby. [Music]. number peggy: [Applause]. oh, nice, max, mr grade's coming back this week. oh, yeah, yeah, didn't he get eaten by that lion? not all of him, he'll still play maximus are great. he's dead. this is officially the worst tailgate i've ever been to. [Applause]. barbarians, i hate it when they come to town. well tough, we drove for three months with our kids in an ox cart just to watch you get destroyed. yeah, we made great time. hard, mott, knock it off. we came to see maximus get fed to the wolves live in person. you guys have wolves, oh. we got a lot of animals this year. we got a lion, uh. we have a viper, oh, and the panda. let's kick this party up a notch. here we go. [Music]. you know they also taste great. on salads: yes, easier we get it. i love salad. if that's what i'm known for, i'll be happy. avocados from mexico. [Music]. what is this place? welcome to irish spring friend, where stinkiness is unwelcome. [Music]. bad smells must receive their corrections. [Applause]. irish spring smelled from a nice smelling place. [Music]. hey babe, check this out. alexa, it's game day, streaming football on prime video, closing blinds, chilling rose, rose. well, it's an afternoon game. it's like she can read your mind. i love that we get to sleep in ordering fresh mint mouthwash, extra strength, i'm thinking i should get a spray pan, you know, because that's on wednesday. activating blender funerals on monday. [Music]. oh, what about the goal, papa? can't you see that treasure all along it was you love the eye patch, that's. when is the show open? march 8th, setting reminder to fake your own death on march 8th, not. uh, what the scarlet. this bread is delicious, did you make it? yes, it's from my gammy's recipe. announcement: gammy is short for she bought it at whole foods. announcement: colin left the oysters in the car for five hours. it's probably better, unless it can't read your mind. bad idea number five: [Music]. bet to you, madam. [Music]. leonardo said it's time to finish this. oh, i have those too. [Music]. let's raise the stakes. fun, robot vacuum. i see your 4k smart tv, do you? and i race you the cashback i got from buying all this with bracketing. that's right, get the cat. [Music]: kyle lowry. our next bit by commercial is about missed opportunities. so many canadians wish they bought tik stoks or real estate just 10 years ago. what's happening to you at crypto bingo? here's the idea. kyle lowry has missed over 6 000 shots in his career. don't be like kyle and miss your opportunity again and again, and again and again and again, seriously, and again and again. [Applause]. number three: i get seasick, but i'll take it. i make smart money decisions. i'll take it. i'll take it. gorgeous, i'll take it. hi, i'll take it. i'll take it. i'll take it. yeah, i'll take it, take it, take it, take it. what do you mean? i'm broke. how is it even possible? and that's why mom and i use green light to teach you about money. green light, learn to earn, save and invest together. number two, ladies and gentlemen, our takeover of general motors is complete, dr evil. we can now use gm's altium platform to power our whole operation. now we can reduce tailpipe emissions. i'm sorry, am i no longer doctor evil? i'm doctor. good now, i didn't get the meme. climate change is arguably the number one threat to the world. now, dr abel, you are now the number two threat to the world. i refuse to be number two. number two: we have to help the planet. oh, please, cheer for my son, your son. i shall name him, baby me. no, his name is kyle [Applause]. you must help save the world first, then you can take over the world. okay, far, how about you? let me do the business. all right, hold on, i've got it. i will help save the world first, then take over the world. she literally just said that, scott, you just don't get it. do you what? what's the one i get? you didn't get it. oh, we're right now. you're never gonna get it. you can't draw me into these little cats. i am an adult. you can't push my buttons anymore. we'll reduce our carbon footprint, whatever. okay, let's go. we're going all electric. everybody in, not you, scott. one day you're gonna run the company, baby me. [Music], number one: nervous blaze brings back so many good memories. remember our road trip in 97. [Music]: our first real heart to heart. i've never seen any of your movies, not even the weather in together. hey, do you remember when that stoker kidnapped us? yes, lais, was there? blaze, do you have barbecue? or cheddar jalapeno? oh, remember when we stumbled into that turf war. remember when you bought your first house? those are good times, they were golden. you ready, seth, do you? i do, and janet do you? that's yes. [Music]. well, that's it. click the screen to see the other super bowl ads from previous years. oh, what's happening? does anyone smell burnt toast?
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The best commercials of Super Bowl 2022
foreign. do you think GM's ultimate EBS can go 180 miles, 300 miles, one million miles? [Music]. thank you mom's already tackling food, waste Mayo, all right, man had to, I get it. I'm very hittable. oh, make taste, not waste baby. people are wondering she's sleeping better than ever, which the paparazzi aren't thrilled about it. he's even more productive, trading DUIs for DIY. the verdict is gorgeous. maybe it's not what's gotten into events, it's what Lindsay's gotten into. hey, William, Planet Fitness, get glowing and feel partikular. yo, Martha, I didn't know you was into this. you mean smoking a turkey. it's simple with my bic. easy reach later. it's perfect for hard to breach places. we should try this Big Easy reach ladder with our favorite activity. you mean the ultimate Knight, the ultimate food and the ultimate lighter. Big Easy reach, the ultimate lighter. Alexa, it's game day, streaming football on Prime video, closing blinds, chilling Rose- well, it's an afternoon game. it's like she can read your mind. I love that. we get to sleep. ordering fresh mint mouthwash, extra strength, nice ride. wanna give it a spin. coffee's enough excitement for me. come on everybody. [Music] Catherine, is that Eugene Levy? where are you? I'll be there in two seconds. well, cock-a-doodle-doo. no, no, watch the coffee, I'll drive shotgun. [Music]. this candle tastes funny- not bad, but funny. that bag's a liar. yeah, I just got so excited. oh, Blaze brings back so many good memories. remember our road trip in 97.. [Music] our first real heart to heart. any of your movies, not even the weather in together? hey, do you remember when that stoker kidnapped us? yes, Blaze was there. Blaze barbecue or cheddar jalapeno. remember when you bought your first house? those are good times, they were golden. the Dark Skies have spoken. it is time for Susan I to retire. but where will you go? oh, thanks, sweetheart, it's not broken science. everything okay out there. baby, Little Peggy, a little walk, huh, I figure you could use a little. pick me up. all electric, all electric. electricity in its ultimate form, Electric Avenue, BMW, the ultimate electric driving machine. Sally sold seashells by the seashore, but her seashells didn't sell so well, Shucks. so Sally set up a seashell store on Squarespace. [Music] and soon her seashells started settling. to sum it up, Sally's seashells were so successful she sailed into the Setting Sun as a seashell celebrity shots. and now for our high schools most admired alone: get up there, shut up, embarrassing. okay, don't make a scene. no way, it's me. is that good acting? that's why it's you. you know where you love her. you wish you could be her. I told her not to go up there. what are you doing here? it's Emma Gomez [Applause] with ATT fiber and it's got the fastest internet with Hyper gig speed. I watched so many movies I had no idea that we went to the same high school. we have a lot in common. please get off my stage, okay. okay, live like a gagillionaire. who were those women?
BEST SUPER BOWL 2022 Commercials Sneak Peek! 🏈 Preview Funniest Superbowl LVI Ads
[Music] hey, how you doing. it's me your favorite animated llama officially welcoming you to 2022, and so far, it looks like this year might just be even better than last year. let's take a sneak peek at some of the biggest and best commercials coming to next week's big game. [Music]. what are we doing at a teaser? we're doing a teaser for the commercial. yeah, we're teasing commercials now. yeah, that's a thing right, like a movie trailer. yeah, but i mean, the commercial is incredibly short. in the first place, how long is the teaser? oh, it's really nervous. yeah, oh, blaze brings back so many good memories. remember our road trip in 97.. [Music] our first real heart to heart. i've never seen any of your movies, not even the ones we're in together. hey, do you remember when that stoker kidnapped us? yes, ladies was there? blaze, do you have a barbecue? or a cheddar jalapeno? oh, remember when we stumbled into that turf war. remember when you bought your first house? those are good times. they were golden. you ready? seth, do you? i do, and janet, do you? that's a yes. [Music] hey, apple, did i do something to offend you? i mean samuel l jackson, billy eilish, i'm holland. chris evans- what about john hamm? you know what the happiest animal on earth is. seriously, i could have done lasso goldfish, be a goldfish, sam. kind of advice is that? hanks, listen, i just saw finch, so good, and i saw that you, uh, you did another one there for apple. uh, greyhound two, that's fun, seriously. denzel, francis, mcdormand, mamoa, snoopy, snoopy, you turned it down. i did jen and rhys. no, john feels like a missed opportunity. god, maybe on the next one you and me can get you satisfied with your message. no, not satisfied too. mahershalas kind of feels like cheating could have cloned me. literally everyone. octavious spencer will feral. paul rudd, jon stewart, i mean it just it keeps going. alexa, resume my podcast. okay, picture the scene: bone splinters underfoot, a trash bag full of viscera. this was one of the grisliest crimes in a decade and no one who saw that alley that night ever slept quite as peacefully again. napoleon was born and raised to conquer, but he was just kind of over it. you know, watching prime video he realized he should follow his dreams, so he ordered a microphone with prime next day delivery. now, the only thing he cared about conquering was his audience. [Music]. did i tell you i bought our car from carvana? yeah, ma, it was so easy. i found the perfect car, under budget too, and i get seven days to love it or my money back. i love it. i thought online meant no one to help me, but susan from carvana caught all the air, her. she didn't try to upsell me, not once, because they're not salespeople. what do you guess? you just checked in on me. mom, susan from karana, we'll drive you happy at carvana. and thanks to gong, our sales teams are closing more deals than ever. to celebrate, we gave everyone sales. gongs [Music] gone gives us visibility and sales. it analyzes team performances. anyway, gong's been a real [Music]. [Applause]. [Music]. i got a macchiato for a zayus zoice, zoice, a zeus whoa, kind of like the greek god of lightning. it's exactly like that cool. hey, man, thanks for taking the time to speak to me. you guys good, meritorious, i'm good. how are you? i've got a commercial. i'm going to be a spokesman for bookingcom. i really just wanted to reach out to two icons of the advertising world. are you gonna be wearing a shirt, sure? are there gonna be any singing animals? maybe fire explosions, maybe, um, like cars driving in with people jumping out, uh, paragliding? i'm definitely gonna be wearing them in the shirt. ooh, i got it. you reverse skydive. have you ever done that? no, you're gonna be the first bookingcom. booking, yeah, booking dot. yeah, seven, but great effort, seven, six. how about? how about this booking dot? yeah, stop, you're giving me tingles. i got a little tingle. triple zero protein to help maintain dad's strength. or it goes pro protein to try to get stronger than dad. strong, i'm stronger [Music]. stronger, i'm getting the dad's strength. i just know it. how you gonna have dad's trend when i'm the dad strength? how do you think? i gave birth to you and your big head? boycotts, pro boycott. triple zero. how strong do you want to be? will nothing save us from this unholy curse? there is a curse upon every man across this dark and dangerous land. no one can run, no one can hide from the petals of bo [Music]. his dead should be a crime and nothing we do will make it go. or if it's full of yoke and life. so how we love for all spice. one day in the future, old spice will be our savior. till that day comes, our pits will smell and our nose is condemned to pungent hell. nothing we do will make it go, but in 700 years, when the gods of smell see fit, long-lasting old spice will save our be dead by them. 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[Music]. he backed out. never deal with flaky buyers again. room bought your car. yeah, it really came through. sell your car entirely online on vroomcom. all i do is win, win, win, no matter what, and you okay, and let's put those together all. [Music]. whenever you crack open a bushlight, the mountain starts singing. it's cold and it's smooth and it's waiting for you. what is going on? hit a giant kennedy gene. [Music]. it's so. 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Ben Shapiro REACTS to 2022 Super Bowl Commercials
alrighty folks. so i watched portions of the actual super bowl game, but i really didn't watch the commercials. yesterday i was at a party. i was really paying attention. so my producers have now compiled the super bowl commercials and i will rate them for your viewing pleasure. this video is sponsored by our friends at naturally it's clean. [Music]. so i love this brand. i do. this is so great. breaking the law, breaking the law. breaking the law. breaking the law. bringing a law. breaking the law. breaking the law. [Music]. i've been a big fan of this brand for a long time because that is a great brand. it's just water and it's called liquid death and their slogan is: murder your thirst. that's not even one of their better commercials. if you want to see some great liquid death commercials, you have to go on youtube and view them. it's a great brand and it's a really smart idea. and uh, yeah, it's a it's kind of a scam because they're just selling you water, but it's pretty fantastik. let's see. i'll give that one four stars. wait, if it was delivered with ubereats, does that mean i can eats it? [Music]. i don't want to laugh, but it's so stupid. it says it's a diaper. i don't know, this tastes bad. [Music]. this candle tastes funny- not bad, but funny- and thanks to ubereats, we don't even know what food is anymore. our decision food. [Music] we can't eat most of. can't this, any of this? [Music]. that bag's a liar. yeah, i just got so excited. okay, so like the first gag was funny and then it went on for three years, is the problem with that? i mean, i'm excited to see cousin greg from succession and, uh, the lady from white lotus and trevor noah, who, for some, like i have to say, trevor noah has a unique gift in being not funny. everyone else in that commercial is funnier than trevor noah, including, bizarrely, gwyneth paltrow who honestly, i'm surprised she had enough of a sense of humor to make a joke about her weird candles. but on this uber eats commercial, i'm going to give that like two and a half that that nah. ted danson- perhaps the number one reason why nbc is america's favorite ted danson, that should be terry crews spending on that thing. come on, nbc, i'm on like all your shows. you're both great, but i've been on this network for 23 years. i mean, i mean, seriously, what a bunch of reason. toxins. nbc is america's favorite network, seriously. okay, i'll give that three stars. that's kind of funny, because it is true that this is how actors are. that's, that's kind of funny. all right, fair, i got nothing else to say then. yeah, making jokes about actors, he goes: i'm up for it. andy, justin tested positive. let's do a q test. okay, whoa, what is that? who is this new device? i'm cute and i'm here to protect the family. hey, that's my job. i'm a smart home testing lab. i'm fast and super accurate. please be negative, don't worry, i got this. whoa shh, they're coming. [Music]. yes, we're really warming up to you. just wait till you see what else i can do. that commercial makes me want to murder that thing. i want to take a hammer and just break it. first of all, why are you torturing? stop testing your children, you idiots. you're fine, your kid's fine. also, it has a foreign accent, so russian subversion. zero stars, zero stars. was that gal gadot's voice? i missed that. and why would she lend her voice to this tyranny, to this medical tyranny? i'm very disappointed in you. [Music]. i call it the wheel. yeah, i don't think so. this is a miss presentation. behold, it's a fork. i got dead forks right here. baby on toilet. we're not animals, we go outside like humans. hancock, no king. the people shall have the rights to vote, even the stupid ones. [Applause]. edison, can i be honest with you? yeah, it stinks. nobody's gone on the moon ever, why not? it's fun, it's too far, it's hard for the music. that's [Music]. like i was saying, it's ftx. it's a safe and easy way to get into crypto. yeah, i don't think so, and i'm never wrong about this stuff- never [Music]. maybe you have to be a larry david person for this to really work for you. it's a very expensive commercial. i'm not sure that it's a very good commercial. whenever there's a commercial and you get to the last five seconds of the commercial and only then do you find out what commercial is about, you don't actually remember what the commercial is for if i asked you one hour from now what was that commercial about, you would not remember the brand. the ubereats commercial, for example. you'll remember it because they just kept saying the name of the company over and over and over again. same thing with liquid death. they kept putting that up there over and over and over again. i right now could not tell you what that covet 19 box thing was called. i have no idea, no clue what that was, and this one also, i'm not gonna remember it. so one star. people with darker complexions have always struggled with having good lighting. every single yearbook photo of mine has been terribly shot since i was a kid. i always show up as too dark or shiny, cause if you love me, you love all of me. [Music]. everything the light touches- oh, baby, give me life. [Music]- touches over my mind. [Music]. so this is the google phone thing, right? yeah, so this is a google phone. so it's it. honestly, it's a. it's a good commercial for what it is, which is a commercial for this new tiknology directed at people of color. that's what it's designed to do. were the other phones racist? because i don't know that this makes people not racist as much as taking advantage of a market opportunity that apparently exists. also, if you go back to those earlier photos, you will notike one thing. if you go back to the beginning of this commercial, you'll notike that, um, all of the lighting in these commercials, in these early photos, are garbage. look how bad the lighting is. like this one, okay, like you could take that photo of a white person. i'm not an expert on lighting, but i've taken a lot of photos with a lot of people- and we do a lot of lighting here at the office- this person is wildly backlit. it wouldn't matter what color this person is. that person is going to come out, you're not going to be able to see their face. that that's not a skin tone question, that is a question of backlighting. turn her around, take the picture and it'll look fine. so you know if you're going to do a comp, you actually have to do a comp and then everybody. for the rest of the commercial is beautifully lit. maybe it's better lighting. i mean, it didn't convince me. on the on the wonders of the tiknology- again effective commercial. so i'll give it three stars, but, um, i have questions about the tik. we'll get to more on these super bowl commercials in just one second. first we'll have cleaning products we've used for years. but there is a new product on the market. it's called naturally it's clean and it can do pretty much anything. let's say that you have a president who, let's face it, is not the cleanest president and you really need to change things. you know, this is where naturally it's clean comes in. 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