THE SUPERBOWL SUX!!! Sports is stoopid!!!
Published on: December 9 2022 by KingHuman
THE SUPERBOWL SUX!!! Sports is stoopid!!!
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THE SUPERBOWL SUX!!! Sports is stoopid!!!
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| 00:00:00 | 00:00:07 | all right people King human here and I |
| 00:00:02 | 00:00:10 | got [ __ ] to say to you you people I |
| 00:00:07 | 00:00:14 | don't get you I don't get you in humans |
| 00:00:10 | 00:00:20 | you're so [ __ ] in the head this video |
| 00:00:14 | 00:00:23 | is about your misplaced hero worship I |
| 00:00:20 | 00:00:26 | mean I'm looking at the newspaper today |
| 00:00:23 | 00:00:29 | and well it's an old newspaper but you |
| 00:00:26 | 00:00:33 | know I mean look at this [ __ ] |
| 00:00:29 | 00:00:38 | Giants toupee Barry Zito a hundred and |
| 00:00:33 | 00:00:41 | twenty six million bucks does anybody |
| 00:00:38 | 00:00:42 | else think that's I've seen I mean holy |
| 00:00:41 | 00:00:46 | [ __ ] |
| 00:00:42 | 00:00:49 | here's a guy playing a few game and |
| 00:00:46 | 00:00:52 | we're giving him a hundred twenty six |
| 00:00:49 | 00:00:55 | million bucks and it's not just him it's |
| 00:00:52 | 00:00:57 | all of these sports figures and it's not |
| 00:00:55 | 00:01:01 | just sports figures it's it's movie |
| 00:00:57 | 00:01:04 | celebrities all that [ __ ] I mean who |
| 00:01:01 | 00:01:06 | gives a [ __ ] about these people and why |
| 00:01:04 | 00:01:09 | are we paying them so much to play our |
| 00:01:06 | 00:01:12 | games for us I mean really think about |
| 00:01:09 | 00:01:15 | it by going to the games even by |
| 00:01:12 | 00:01:18 | watching it on TV you're paying these |
| 00:01:15 | 00:01:20 | [ __ ] millions and millions of |
| 00:01:18 | 00:01:23 | dollars and you know what you don't know |
| 00:01:20 | 00:01:25 | them and they don't know you they don't |
| 00:01:23 | 00:01:27 | know you they don't give a [ __ ] about |
| 00:01:25 | 00:01:30 | you and you're paying them a hundred |
| 00:01:27 | 00:01:33 | twenty six million bucks to go and play |
| 00:01:30 | 00:01:36 | a game for you so you can watch it on TV |
| 00:01:33 | 00:01:40 | and I'll tell you it really cracks me up |
| 00:01:36 | 00:01:42 | because you go into any bar or wherever |
| 00:01:40 | 00:01:43 | you go and you watch a bunch of idiots |
| 00:01:42 | 00:01:46 | watching a game and I don't care if it's |
| 00:01:43 | 00:01:49 | baseball basketball football |
| 00:01:46 | 00:01:51 | tiddlywinks I don't care there's |
| 00:01:49 | 00:01:55 | somebody there watching it and they're |
| 00:01:51 | 00:01:57 | all screaming and yelling at the TV and |
| 00:01:55 | 00:02:00 | then when the game is over they all |
| 00:01:57 | 00:02:04 | scream and yell yeah we won we wanted a |
| 00:02:00 | 00:02:06 | hooray for us what a bunch of idiotik |
| 00:02:04 | 00:02:09 | jingoist we |
| 00:02:06 | 00:02:11 | what the [ __ ] did you do you sat on your |
| 00:02:09 | 00:02:14 | lard ass on the couch and watch the game |
| 00:02:11 | 00:02:18 | you didn't do [ __ ] but yet it's we would |
| 00:02:14 | 00:02:21 | hurry for us jesus [ __ ] christ and to |
| 00:02:18 | 00:02:24 | pay these [ __ ] this much money for |
| 00:02:21 | 00:02:26 | doing that [ __ ] for you I got an idea |
| 00:02:24 | 00:02:29 | save your [ __ ] money go out and play |
| 00:02:26 | 00:02:31 | your own goddamn games you know instead |
| 00:02:29 | 00:02:34 | of paying these idiots that you don't |
| 00:02:31 | 00:02:36 | know I tell you what I've got a rule and |
| 00:02:34 | 00:02:38 | this is just my own rule when one of |
| 00:02:36 | 00:02:41 | these idiots comes and watches me play a |
| 00:02:38 | 00:02:43 | game that's when I'll go watch and give |
| 00:02:41 | 00:02:45 | a [ __ ] about him playing a game I don't |
| 00:02:43 | 00:02:48 | care how well they play who gives us |
| 00:02:45 | 00:02:51 | [ __ ] so they can play better than me |
| 00:02:48 | 00:02:55 | why do I want to see that [ __ ] I mean |
| 00:02:51 | 00:02:58 | your your your priorities are totally |
| 00:02:55 | 00:03:00 | [ __ ] up you know you don't pay doctors |
| 00:02:58 | 00:03:03 | this kind of money and they save |
| 00:03:00 | 00:03:06 | people's lives you don't pay this kind |
| 00:03:03 | 00:03:08 | of money to teachers and they teach your |
| 00:03:06 | 00:03:11 | kids your most precious can possession |
| 00:03:08 | 00:03:14 | you God is your kids and what do you pay |
| 00:03:11 | 00:03:20 | teachers [ __ ] but yet you'll pay these |
| 00:03:14 | 00:03:23 | idiots millions of dollars to put a ball |
| 00:03:20 | 00:03:24 | through a hoop ooh and you know what |
| 00:03:23 | 00:03:28 | that's another thing that pisses me off |
| 00:03:24 | 00:03:31 | you know you've got kids that are |
| 00:03:28 | 00:03:33 | idolizing and worshipping these sports |
| 00:03:31 | 00:03:37 | people like their real [ __ ] heroes |
| 00:03:33 | 00:03:40 | they're not what do they [ __ ] do not |
| 00:03:37 | 00:03:42 | a [ __ ] thing that play a goddamn game |
| 00:03:40 | 00:03:45 | they're not heroes I'll tell you who the |
| 00:03:42 | 00:03:48 | heroes hero is your parents who gonna |
| 00:03:45 | 00:03:52 | work every day to put food on your |
| 00:03:48 | 00:03:54 | goddamn table and keep you in $300 new |
| 00:03:52 | 00:03:57 | tennis shoes that's who heroes are but |
| 00:03:54 | 00:04:01 | do you ask for their autograph know if |
| 00:03:57 | 00:04:03 | you saw this idiot you'd be sponging all |
| 00:04:01 | 00:04:04 | over yourself trying to get an autograph |
| 00:04:03 | 00:04:07 | oh my hero my hero |
| 00:04:04 | 00:04:10 | same thing with movie actors who gives |
| 00:04:07 | 00:04:13 | up I wouldn't walk two feet to tok to a |
| 00:04:10 | 00:04:15 | movie actor but yet we pay a millions of |
| 00:04:13 | 00:04:18 | dollars why who |
| 00:04:15 | 00:04:20 | those because we spooge all over |
| 00:04:18 | 00:04:23 | ourselves just to think oh my god |
| 00:04:20 | 00:04:25 | there's an actor hey I've seen plenty of |
| 00:04:23 | 00:04:27 | actors in my day I ran across my |
| 00:04:25 | 00:04:29 | wouldn't want to feet I wouldn't ask |
| 00:04:27 | 00:04:33 | them for their autograph [ __ ] [ __ ] |
| 00:04:29 | 00:04:35 | who gives off about those idiots I mean |
| 00:04:33 | 00:04:37 | your your priorities are [ __ ] up you |
| 00:04:35 | 00:04:41 | got to start thinking about what's |
| 00:04:37 | 00:04:44 | important to society and start paying |
| 00:04:41 | 00:04:47 | those people this kind of money not |
| 00:04:44 | 00:04:51 | these sports people and actors and |
| 00:04:47 | 00:04:54 | actresses who gives up it's totally |
| 00:04:51 | 00:04:59 | upside down people think about it we |
| 00:04:54 | 00:05:01 | just are in the head that way anyway |
| 00:04:59 | 00:05:04 | something to think about and really |
| 00:05:01 | 00:05:07 | think about it don't just oh king humans |
| 00:05:04 | 00:05:09 | in the head yeah think about it put a |
| 00:05:07 | 00:05:12 | little thought into it I mean you're |
| 00:05:09 | 00:05:14 | paying these idiots to play your games |
| 00:05:12 | 00:05:17 | for you and you know you're paying them |
| 00:05:14 | 00:05:26 | I've seen good amounts of money it's |
| 00:05:17 | 00:05:28 | I've seen anyway King human sake |
| 00:05:26 | 00:05:29 | sayonara |
| 00:05:29 | 00:05:32 | [Applause] |
