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WHAT WAS YOUR MOST BIZARRE DATE COMPETITION

Published on: December 9 2022 by KingHuman

WHAT WAS YOUR MOST BIZARRE DATE COMPETITION

WHAT WAS YOUR MOST BIZARRE DATE COMPETITION

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00:00:08 00:00:14 paintball king human here is king you
00:00:12 00:00:16 men yeah it's King human I know it's too
00:00:14 00:00:20 good to be true but it's true I'm back
00:00:16 00:00:22 I'm back baby and you know sorry for
00:00:20 00:00:25 being so lazy and not making any videos
00:00:22 00:00:30 for a while but man i've been lazy Homer
00:00:25 00:00:33 Simpson lazy anyway I'll get on it but I
00:00:30 00:00:37 entered the dating scene again after
00:00:33 00:00:40 being out of it for a long long time and
00:00:37 00:00:45 I started chatting with this girl online
00:00:40 00:00:49 she's warm for my form I can't blame her
00:00:45 00:00:52 but we started trading our twilight zone
00:00:49 00:00:57 dating horror stories and I'll tell you
00:00:52 00:01:00 mines got everybody beat hands down it's
00:00:57 00:01:04 free do-do-do-do do-do-do-do it's
00:01:00 00:01:06 twilight zone I'm telling you this was
00:01:04 00:01:09 the freakiest thing that's ever happened
00:01:06 00:01:11 to me you judge for yourself and I'll
00:01:09 00:01:15 tell you about the competition if you
00:01:11 00:01:18 can beat my twilight zone dating story
00:01:15 00:01:21 you'll win a freaky prize from King
00:01:18 00:01:25 human I don't know what a goofy has had
00:01:21 00:01:27 a king human t-shirt a million bucks I
00:01:25 00:01:30 don't know something I'll send you
00:01:27 00:01:32 something I always got crap sitting
00:01:30 00:01:35 around here in my office i'll send you
00:01:32 00:01:38 something cool so here's here's the
00:01:35 00:01:41 story pay attention cuz this is freaky
00:01:38 00:01:43 okay i go out on a date with this chick
00:01:41 00:01:49 now
00:01:43 00:01:52 nice girl nice lady whatever but there's
00:01:49 00:01:56 just no chemistry okay we go to a bar
00:01:52 00:01:59 after dinner and Italia she's 14 my form
00:01:56 00:02:01 she wants a piece of the king I can't
00:01:59 00:02:03 blame her but I just wasn't having it
00:02:01 00:02:07 there just wasn't any chemistry there I
00:02:03 00:02:10 wasn't into it it wasn't happening so
00:02:07 00:02:13 you know she's sitting on my lap and
00:02:10 00:02:16 she's getting all hot and bothered on me
00:02:13 00:02:20 and I just gently let her know I was
00:02:16 00:02:22 nice about it really I was nice I just
00:02:20 00:02:24 gently let her know that it wasn't
00:02:22 00:02:27 happening we could be friends that's
00:02:24 00:02:30 fine but it wasn't going any farther
00:02:27 00:02:31 than that you know just no chemistry so
00:02:30 00:02:34 what does she do she gets up out of my
00:02:31 00:02:38 lap she sits down on her chair and
00:02:34 00:02:41 proceeds to piss herself I ain't joking
00:02:38 00:02:44 people I ain't jokin and I don't mean
00:02:41 00:02:47 just a little dribble she sat down and
00:02:44 00:02:52 she let go empty to her whole bladder I
00:02:47 00:02:55 mean she's wet the chairs when the floor
00:02:52 00:02:59 underneath the chair is waiting she has
00:02:55 00:03:03 gone and the bathroom is only 10 feet
00:02:59 00:03:07 away she made no attempt to even go
00:03:03 00:03:07 there she just sat down and
00:03:08 00:03:19 she just unloaded whoa Wow now okay beat
00:03:16 00:03:24 that people beat that who can beat that
00:03:19 00:03:27 and it's a true story I got witnesses so
00:03:24 00:03:30 I don't know what the heck I don't know
00:03:27 00:03:32 what the heck but you know it gave me
00:03:30 00:03:36 one of the coolest stories of my life at
00:03:32 00:03:39 least so anyway if you got a twilight
00:03:36 00:03:43 zone dating story that can beat mine
00:03:39 00:03:45 make a video about it and submit it and
00:03:43 00:03:48 reply to this video there's a little
00:03:45 00:03:49 ground rule okay it's got to be a new
00:03:48 00:03:52 video it can't be some old thing you've
00:03:49 00:03:55 done a long time ago secondly it's got
00:03:52 00:03:58 to be true it's gotta be a truth you can
00:03:55 00:04:02 store it don't [ __ ] your honors at
00:03:58 00:04:07 stake here don't why don't you just tell
00:04:02 00:04:10 the story clean unfurnished and true and
00:04:07 00:04:13 you know let's see what kind of stories
00:04:10 00:04:19 we get going here I mean I know there's
00:04:13 00:04:22 a shitload of bizarre dating stories out
00:04:19 00:04:27 there so you know I just want to know if
00:04:22 00:04:32 mine is the most bizarre so post your
00:04:27 00:04:37 reply and all pick somebody from the
00:04:32 00:04:39 replies who will win something bizarre
00:04:37 00:04:42 if you're still
00:04:39 00:04:44 Chris bizarre bazaar prize for a bizarre
00:04:42 00:04:47 story there you have it people all right
00:04:44 00:04:50 that's my video love it or shove it all
00:04:47 00:04:53 right people keep on keeping on more
00:04:50 00:04:55 videos to come Vegas tutorials I know I
00:04:53 00:04:58 got to get back and judge then finish
00:04:55 00:05:02 that halloween costume contest thing I
00:04:58 00:05:06 know I know more giveaway stuff coming I
00:05:02 00:05:08 got stuff to do I just been late I'll
00:05:06 00:05:17 get on it all right people thanks
00:05:08 00:05:17 sayonara be cool and it's all I got

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