WHAT WAS YOUR MOST BIZARRE DATE COMPETITION
Published on: December 9 2022 by KingHuman
WHAT WAS YOUR MOST BIZARRE DATE COMPETITION
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WHAT WAS YOUR MOST BIZARRE DATE COMPETITION
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| 00:00:08 | 00:00:14 | paintball king human here is king you |
| 00:00:12 | 00:00:16 | men yeah it's King human I know it's too |
| 00:00:14 | 00:00:20 | good to be true but it's true I'm back |
| 00:00:16 | 00:00:22 | I'm back baby and you know sorry for |
| 00:00:20 | 00:00:25 | being so lazy and not making any videos |
| 00:00:22 | 00:00:30 | for a while but man i've been lazy Homer |
| 00:00:25 | 00:00:33 | Simpson lazy anyway I'll get on it but I |
| 00:00:30 | 00:00:37 | entered the dating scene again after |
| 00:00:33 | 00:00:40 | being out of it for a long long time and |
| 00:00:37 | 00:00:45 | I started chatting with this girl online |
| 00:00:40 | 00:00:49 | she's warm for my form I can't blame her |
| 00:00:45 | 00:00:52 | but we started trading our twilight zone |
| 00:00:49 | 00:00:57 | dating horror stories and I'll tell you |
| 00:00:52 | 00:01:00 | mines got everybody beat hands down it's |
| 00:00:57 | 00:01:04 | free do-do-do-do do-do-do-do it's |
| 00:01:00 | 00:01:06 | twilight zone I'm telling you this was |
| 00:01:04 | 00:01:09 | the freakiest thing that's ever happened |
| 00:01:06 | 00:01:11 | to me you judge for yourself and I'll |
| 00:01:09 | 00:01:15 | tell you about the competition if you |
| 00:01:11 | 00:01:18 | can beat my twilight zone dating story |
| 00:01:15 | 00:01:21 | you'll win a freaky prize from King |
| 00:01:18 | 00:01:25 | human I don't know what a goofy has had |
| 00:01:21 | 00:01:27 | a king human t-shirt a million bucks I |
| 00:01:25 | 00:01:30 | don't know something I'll send you |
| 00:01:27 | 00:01:32 | something I always got crap sitting |
| 00:01:30 | 00:01:35 | around here in my office i'll send you |
| 00:01:32 | 00:01:38 | something cool so here's here's the |
| 00:01:35 | 00:01:41 | story pay attention cuz this is freaky |
| 00:01:38 | 00:01:43 | okay i go out on a date with this chick |
| 00:01:41 | 00:01:49 | now |
| 00:01:43 | 00:01:52 | nice girl nice lady whatever but there's |
| 00:01:49 | 00:01:56 | just no chemistry okay we go to a bar |
| 00:01:52 | 00:01:59 | after dinner and Italia she's 14 my form |
| 00:01:56 | 00:02:01 | she wants a piece of the king I can't |
| 00:01:59 | 00:02:03 | blame her but I just wasn't having it |
| 00:02:01 | 00:02:07 | there just wasn't any chemistry there I |
| 00:02:03 | 00:02:10 | wasn't into it it wasn't happening so |
| 00:02:07 | 00:02:13 | you know she's sitting on my lap and |
| 00:02:10 | 00:02:16 | she's getting all hot and bothered on me |
| 00:02:13 | 00:02:20 | and I just gently let her know I was |
| 00:02:16 | 00:02:22 | nice about it really I was nice I just |
| 00:02:20 | 00:02:24 | gently let her know that it wasn't |
| 00:02:22 | 00:02:27 | happening we could be friends that's |
| 00:02:24 | 00:02:30 | fine but it wasn't going any farther |
| 00:02:27 | 00:02:31 | than that you know just no chemistry so |
| 00:02:30 | 00:02:34 | what does she do she gets up out of my |
| 00:02:31 | 00:02:38 | lap she sits down on her chair and |
| 00:02:34 | 00:02:41 | proceeds to piss herself I ain't joking |
| 00:02:38 | 00:02:44 | people I ain't jokin and I don't mean |
| 00:02:41 | 00:02:47 | just a little dribble she sat down and |
| 00:02:44 | 00:02:52 | she let go empty to her whole bladder I |
| 00:02:47 | 00:02:55 | mean she's wet the chairs when the floor |
| 00:02:52 | 00:02:59 | underneath the chair is waiting she has |
| 00:02:55 | 00:03:03 | gone and the bathroom is only 10 feet |
| 00:02:59 | 00:03:07 | away she made no attempt to even go |
| 00:03:03 | 00:03:07 | there she just sat down and |
| 00:03:08 | 00:03:19 | she just unloaded whoa Wow now okay beat |
| 00:03:16 | 00:03:24 | that people beat that who can beat that |
| 00:03:19 | 00:03:27 | and it's a true story I got witnesses so |
| 00:03:24 | 00:03:30 | I don't know what the heck I don't know |
| 00:03:27 | 00:03:32 | what the heck but you know it gave me |
| 00:03:30 | 00:03:36 | one of the coolest stories of my life at |
| 00:03:32 | 00:03:39 | least so anyway if you got a twilight |
| 00:03:36 | 00:03:43 | zone dating story that can beat mine |
| 00:03:39 | 00:03:45 | make a video about it and submit it and |
| 00:03:43 | 00:03:48 | reply to this video there's a little |
| 00:03:45 | 00:03:49 | ground rule okay it's got to be a new |
| 00:03:48 | 00:03:52 | video it can't be some old thing you've |
| 00:03:49 | 00:03:55 | done a long time ago secondly it's got |
| 00:03:52 | 00:03:58 | to be true it's gotta be a truth you can |
| 00:03:55 | 00:04:02 | store it don't [ __ ] your honors at |
| 00:03:58 | 00:04:07 | stake here don't why don't you just tell |
| 00:04:02 | 00:04:10 | the story clean unfurnished and true and |
| 00:04:07 | 00:04:13 | you know let's see what kind of stories |
| 00:04:10 | 00:04:19 | we get going here I mean I know there's |
| 00:04:13 | 00:04:22 | a shitload of bizarre dating stories out |
| 00:04:19 | 00:04:27 | there so you know I just want to know if |
| 00:04:22 | 00:04:32 | mine is the most bizarre so post your |
| 00:04:27 | 00:04:37 | reply and all pick somebody from the |
| 00:04:32 | 00:04:39 | replies who will win something bizarre |
| 00:04:37 | 00:04:42 | if you're still |
| 00:04:39 | 00:04:44 | Chris bizarre bazaar prize for a bizarre |
| 00:04:42 | 00:04:47 | story there you have it people all right |
| 00:04:44 | 00:04:50 | that's my video love it or shove it all |
| 00:04:47 | 00:04:53 | right people keep on keeping on more |
| 00:04:50 | 00:04:55 | videos to come Vegas tutorials I know I |
| 00:04:53 | 00:04:58 | got to get back and judge then finish |
| 00:04:55 | 00:05:02 | that halloween costume contest thing I |
| 00:04:58 | 00:05:06 | know I know more giveaway stuff coming I |
| 00:05:02 | 00:05:08 | got stuff to do I just been late I'll |
| 00:05:06 | 00:05:17 | get on it all right people thanks |
| 00:05:08 | 00:05:17 | sayonara be cool and it's all I got |
