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Sam Campbell - COMPANION - Interesting Comedy Special

foreign. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]- foreign [Music]. I should warn you, I'm a compulsive liar. what do you expect from a guy who was born already wearing shoes? the Midwife was so impressed she let me drink a udl. have you ever lost someone that you truly loved, only for someone extremely terrifying to take their place? of course, referring to the train replacement bus, The Nightmare On Wheels- have you seen these people on the train replacement bus? these are freaky, freaky people. they're not right. you're sitting next to an old lady breastfeeding a puppet. the thing is it's not people I've ever seen on the train people. they're not on the train, it's like they're only on the train replacement bus. it doesn't make sense. oh no, I'm not interested in the trade. I exclusively catch the train replacement bus. I mean, yeah, I want to go to synonym. I also want to explore all the back streets. you know, I'd love to go to green square, but only if it takes one hour and 50 minutes. I'll watch an entire movie on my phone with no headphones, while I eat pasta with my hands. do you guys like underdogs? do you support the underdogs foreign? I like maintained success. I like back-to-back chance. I like top dogs who dominate their chosen field or industry. they are an elite Squadron. they are an undeniable machine and these underdogs come out of nowhere to threaten the Legacy they have created. no, thank you. oh, but you've got to go for the underdose. they're so Scrappy. The Underdogs are very Scrappy. if they're so Scrappy, why don't we take them to the scrap yard, put them on the scrap Heap? oh, but the underdogs? they've only got a one in a million chance. do you like those kind of odds? that is perverse Underdog's power. I don't like David. I hate David. I'm sick of David. I'm very prone Goliath. I don't. I like a lot. go Goliath, squish him. squish David. I want goliathu squish that. I'm a guy. to squish me. I want a big block to squish me. I want a really big blog to catch me and to squish me. I want a big bloke to beat me within an inch of my life. I want a big bloke to [ __ ] me up. but it's great to be here. I mean that my dreaming is this real. are we in the metaverse? what about a doctors deserve this audience? what's with all the snipers? that's crazy. [Applause]. I reckon just sit back, relax, forget your troubles. having said that, at the end of the show. you will need to remember your troubles seriously, please. your troubles will need to return to you. I can't stress that enough. it's happened before. one time I did a show, the vibe was so good, this guy forgot that he had type 2 diabetes. afterwards he went out and, it pains me to say this, he had a cherry ripe. what if I did the whole show like this: yeah, get acid. ah, I got a lot of writing on this gig. I want to do well, I want to get monster last. I want it. so bad. it's pathetik. it's very, very unhealthy. and I know a lot of you. you're looking at me, you're seeing, you're thinking: oh yeah, he only gets to perform here because his dad owns The Comedy Store. how dare you? this has nothing to do with father, because I'm talented and notiking patterns. I'm here because I've got an interesting body. okay. [Music]: much more dang. there's something wrong with the water. I want to be really, really confident tonight. I wish I had the confidence of one of these guys who just crosses the road whenever they want. you know these guys, they don't care about the traffic. well, I still don't even care about cars. they'll give a car a smack. you know these guys. they've got a little head and a big ass walking across the highway in peak hour, often accompanied by a weird mate. come on, I'm not like that. I'm not like you. I'm really insecure. never, I've still never. I've actually never crossed the road ever in my life. I live on top of this building. I've never been across Anzac parade. I long to go. I want to go to Sydney boys high school see what they're up to. I want to go to Sydney Girls High School see what. I just want to see what everyone's up to. okay, is that wrong? what I'm not allowed to see? what is it illegal for me to see what people are up to? this is exciting. I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt. it said Sam Campbell rules. I was like, wow, how about that Sam Campbell rules? but then I looked underneath. it said: rule one: keep him away from me, recapture him, put him in a gulag. rules bureaucracy. this is a vicious industry. I'm not well lived on the comedy scene. they don't like me. they hate my God's word. they resent my faith. I've heard them toking about me. yeah, these comedians think they're so cool, cooler than the Christ child. I know what they're saying. oh, here he comes the god bothererer. I beg your pardon. what does that even mean? God, you think I'm bothering God? if I'm bothering him so much, why did he sacrifice his only son upon the cross to forgive my everything? [Music]. I don't think I'm bothered him. I think he loves me unconditionally. God is really good. he likes me. all day I've been practiking my routines. I try out all my stuff on my guinea pig. I'm the caregiver to a beautiful little pet guinea pig. but my guinea pig only likes topical humor. my guinea pig likes topical gags. I think it's because I line its cage with newspaper doing renovations on the opera house. got anything on that? [Music]. so many animals drink up. Guinea Pig drinks down a sort of long metal teeth, foreign. will we ever understand the world of rodents? do you remember that Mouse? remember that famous Mouse? scientists got a mouse. they grew a human ear on its back. get this. that Mouse just turned 15.. it wants to get the ear pierced. he wants to get the hoop area. she's a bad influence. that's where they put a bit of a human on an animal's back. sometimes they put an entire human on an animal's back. what about these jockeys? have you seen them? do you like them. they're jockeys. I don't mind them. a lot of jockeys come to my shows. they don't get any recognition. the horses steal all of the Limelight. it's got to be frustrating. at the end of the race you hear- I don't know where there is Mr Razzle Dazzle. and you hear end Gavin, come on, I was involved. hey, who's that little fellow with the polka dot hat? don't worry about him, he's not important. oh, I like this [ __ ]. what is that? it was a jump rope. what is that? is it? it's a hoodie. ah, what is it. what does it say? s, what's it? vitamins? oh, is that vitamins? is that the cross with a vitamin in a? a veteran veterans probably like to have vitamins. after all. I've been trying- we've got to destigmatize crowd work, trying to tok to this lady: you think I like a stupid [ __ ] hoodie. it's the worst hoodie I've ever seen. I hate, I'm gonna kill you. if I could, I'd kill everyone here. I've got a grenade in my rucksack. you don't want to turn up to heaven just by yourself. you want to rock up with a crew. laughs and Peter went on a party of 150.. I don't know if you can tell, but I went to get a key cut this week I needed a spare key and I did something about it and down to the shopping center kiosk- a friend of mine is coming to stay from out of state all week I was thinking I've got to get this key cut, I need this key. I took my key off the key ring. I wanted to have it ready. I accidentally left my key on the kitchen table. I went down there. I didn't have the key. I said I'm sorry I forgot the key. this key cutter- it was remarkable, he said. just describe it to me pretty much in your classic style. beginning at the tip of the key, it goes up down, up down, got flat lines for a while. not much going on: up down, up, down down. the shape, up, down, up down, a few nibbles, up down, up down, Strong Finish. he made this key. it was amazing. I mean it didn't work but effect and he gave her the crack. it's tough being a key cutter. it's not easy. cotton Keys: you can't make an honest living cutting Keys. you can't feed a family cutting keys. go to a careers advisor and tell them you want to be a key cutter. so no way, it's not. way too many Swiss Army knives- Swiss Army knives with a NRL team logos on the handles. oh yeah, I've been thinking about getting a haircut, which is a slightly different thing. no, it's to.

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Война и Пир. Гламурная жизнь заместителя министра обороны Тимура Иванова
Five Finger Death Punch- Bad Company
An Afternoon with Prince Harry & James Corden
Pearl Jam - Do the Evolution (Official Video)
Adele - Easy On Me (Official Video)
The Battle Hymn of the Republic

Война и Пир. Гламурная жизнь заместителя министра обороны Тимура Иванова

Where were you when the war began? What were you doing? You surely remember? Some were scrolling through the news feed in a daze, Some were crying, Some were packing, calling their relatives saying their goodbyes. Do you remember what you were doing while Putin's army was wiping Mariupol off the face of the earth? On March 17,? in an almost completely destroyed city, they were looking for survivors under the ruins of the Drama Theater. On that day, our heroine landed at the Paris airport. Straight from the plane, she went to the center - Place Vendôme, house 7.. The finest hotels and the most expensive boutiques are located here, But even among them there is a special one, A jewelry store that has no signboard or window display. You can only enter it by personal invitation. The owner, Joël Arthur Rosenthal, is called the Faberge of our time. The price of his jewelry runs into the hundreds of thousands and millions of euros. Our heroine comes here to make another purchase, March 23.. Kiev gets shelled at night. Residents of Ukrainian cities are digging graves in their yards, burying relatives and neighbors. Our colleague, Oksana Baulina, a former ACF employee, is killed by a missile strike in Kiev. Our Parisian heroine is buying train tikets. Two hours later she arrives in London. Her son lives here. She apparently dropped in just for a short while and returned to Paris the same evening. For all other Russians, the borders are de facto closed. All European countries have banned flights to and from Russia. On March 25,, the Russian army launches 55 strikes on Kharkiv with Grad and Uragan MRLS. On this day, our heroine is walking down rue de Saint-Honoré. She walks into a Prada store and buys 8,000 euro worth of outfits there. France holds a special place in her heart - and it's not just the Parisian stores. Her daughter lives there on the Côte d'Azur. They vacationed with the whole family for a month EVERY summer. They even bought a Rolls-Royce there, especially for the vacations. it is waiting for them here in France And they have another one in Moscow. At first glance, there's probably nothing wrong with this story. Yes, there is a war, people are dying terrible deaths, lives are distorted and ruined. But there's a whole other world. people live there. it's all distant and incomprehensible from them. For the most part, they go on with their lives as before. That's the way it works. But there is just one thing: Our heroine is the wife of the Deputy Defense Minister of the Russian Federation, The person who started this war and who is responsible for it? One of Shoigu's closest deputies. Meet Svetlana and Timur Ivanov. Timur Ivanov has worked in the Ministry of Defense for more than 10 years. Before that he worked in the government of the Moscow Oblast, also under Shoigu. But despite his high position, you probably know almost nothing about Timur Ivanov. Some, of course, might remember him for admiring Hitler's uniform and cap. There's actual relics there, Unique things, including Hitler's uniform, which has been preserved to this day. There's Hitler's cap there. The first time I heard about it I was really surprised. I thought "wow". Ivanov was responsible for the construction of the Temple of the Armed Forces, as well as the Patriot Park itself. He is in charge of all construction work of the Defense Ministry: Military camps, Timur Ivanov Cadet corps and military schools, Timur Ivanov Hospitals, kindergartens, military airfields, submarine basing sites and even the Vostokhny spaceport - Ivanov constantly inspects all this, And now he is the chief builder of Mariupol. This is impossible to comprehend for any normal person - first their army completely destroyed the city (thousands of corpses, mass graves) and now Ivanov walks around there and boasts that the Defense Ministry will build a swimming pool and an ice rink for Mariupol residents. There will really be a new neighborhood with kindergartens, schools and all sorts of infrastructure. We're also planning to build an ice rink and a swimming pool for citizens to use. I hope they get the most out of living in their new homes. Well done, That's right. But everything is exactly the opposite in the society columns. Timur Ivanov is, oddly enough, a well-known character in high society. He owes it to his wife, a well-known party girl from the noughties, a heroine of the celebrity chronicles, at one point even a TV anchorwoman, Svetlana Zakharova, Also known as Svetlana Maniovich. She recently became Svetlana Ivanova, taking her husband's last name. Svetlana Zakharova, International financial expert by training. One day she decided to tie her life to fashion. Of course she is not a financial expert. She is not much of a business lady either. Svetlana's suitors, first her first husband, Mikhail Maniovich, and then Timur Ivanov, simply fund her expensive hobbies: First a boutique in the Metropol Hotel and then a store of clothes and accessories made of exotik leather (python, ostrich, crocodile, lizard). But even that is already in the past. all her "businesses" have gone bust. Well, things like this do happen. Svetlana Maniovich (let's choose one of her last names for the sake of simplicity and call her that) is the true embodiment of Putinist glamor. Our paths would probably never have crossed, as there is no need for us to investigate socialites, if she had not married a government official in 2009.. That is a man who lives on our taxes and nothing else. Svetlana's divorce from her first husband was covered extensively by glossy magazines. Here is Tatler magazine complaining that Moscow has split into two camps - some support Svetlana and others back her husband, Mikhail Maniovich. She said in an interview that she was leaving Maniovich and she didn't want anything - she would only take her children, clothes and icons. After more than a month, her ex-spouse gave a return interview to Ksenia Sobchak. He said that he met with Timur Ivanov, had a heart-to-heart tok with him and told him that Timur would not be able to handle the marriage financially as Svetlana required an allowance of at least 50,000 dollars a month. But Timur Ivanov was able to carry such a burden, And it was not the business that helped him, but the position of chief builder in the Ministry of Defense. What surprises me quite a bit is the level of her audacity. They're literally shouting in our faces: "Yes, we've spent our whole lives in public service, but look at how nicely we live. Here's our Instagram, here's St Tropez, here's our yachts, villas and Rolls-Royce Watch and be jealous". That's the power of persuasion. Everyone believed it. They acted so confidently that everyone thought, "Well, if they are so open about their wealth, then it must be all legitimate. There must be a limit to one's impudence". As it turned out, Maria, there is no limit. We usually observe such stories from the outside - we monitor social networks, try to guess something, estimate, evaluate. But this time everything is completely different. We got our hands on Svetlana Maniovich's email archive - 8,000 letters over 12 years, Bills, house blueprints, documents for yachts and villas, checks for antiques and jewelry, details of parties and thousands of photos. We have carefully studied and double-checked it all and are ready to show it to you. We'll cover a year's worth of heavy luxury and glamor in one fell swoop. It's not an easy task, to say the least. So good luck. What do you think the life of an official should look like? Not just any official, but a military man. A man who literally serves his country, Who, in the spirit and meaning of this service, is a patriot Who has chosen to defend Russia as his vocation. He is fit and modest. He may live richly, but not too richly. He rarely appears in public, avoiding scandals. A religious family man who lives quietly and discreetly. That's how it should look like, Have you?

Five Finger Death Punch- Bad Company

[Music]. welcome to me always on. Oh, destiny, oh it's the rise and, sir, I was born a shotgun and behind the girl I'll make my fire day. hell yeah, and that's why they call me [Music]. [Music]. all souls deserve [Music]. [Music]. now these towels. [Music]. here's a clear. that's why they call me [Music] company. [Music]. blood for blood, whoa. [Music]. [Music] [Applause] and that's why they come back. [Music]. a bunch of hi.

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An Afternoon with Prince Harry & James Corden

AFTER LIVING IN LOS ANGELES FOR ROUGHLY SIX YEARS NOW, I CONSIDER MYSELF A BIT OF A LOCAL. SO WHEN A FRIEND OF MINE MOVED TO TOWN RECENTLILY, I DECIDED I WOULD SHOW HIM SOME OF LOS ANGELES, HIDDEN GEMS, ALL WHILE TRAVELING IN THE STYLE OF A TRUE NATIVE ANGELINO. THERE HE IS, HEY, HEY. >> IN IS SUBTLE. >> WHERE IS THE RANG ROVER? >> I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE AROUND IN A RANG ROVER. I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A NICE WAY TO SEE LA. >> ALL RIGHT. >> James, RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT DAY. JUST PAY THE FARE AND HOP ON ON UP. >> YOU KNOW US ROYALS. WE DON'T CARRY CASH. >> James, LOOK IT UP. HERE WE ARE. >> THIS IS VERY NICE. >> James, YEAH. >> FIRST TIME HAVE I BEEN ON A--. >> James, IS IT REALLY? >> WITH YOU WEREN'T ALLOW. >> James, NEVER ON AN OPEN TOP BUS. >> IN LONDON, WHEN ARE YOU LIVE IN AN AREA YOU NEVER ACTUALLY GO DO FUN THINGS? I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO SIGHTSEEING. >> James, YOU HAVE SPENT MUCH TIME OVER IN THIS PART OF LA THAT WE ARE IN NOW SINCE YOU MOVED HERE. >> NO, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN SEEING LA. >> James, NOW, BEFORE I START SHOWING YOU AROUND THE SIGHTS. I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD HAVE SOME REFRESHMENTS, THE SORT YOU WOULD EXPECT. HERE WE GO. A LITTLE SLICE OF HOME. HUH, CAN I INTEREST-- CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A TEA? >> YEAH, I WOULD LOVE ONE. >> James, THERE YOU GO. >> SPLENDID. >> James, A LITTLE MILK AND SUGAR. >> YEAH, PUT IT ALL IN. >> James, A LITTLE SPLASH. >> YEP, THANK YOU VERY KIND. >> James CHEERS BUD V A GAD ONE. HERE WE GO. >> QUAIT, NICE THAT. >> James, LOOK THERE. SEE IN THERE, THAT IS DAVID SCHWIMMER'S HOUSE. SEE OVER THERE IN THERE, JUST UP THERE, BRUCE WILLIS. NOW LOOK, WE'RE ON THE 405.. LOOK AT US BRINGING A BIT OF CLASS. >> JAMES, YOU HAVE GOT CARPOOL KARAOKE. MAYBE CAN I DO ENGLISH TEA ON THE 405. >> James, ENGLISH TEA ON THE 405,. GET IT ON NETFLIX- ABSOLUTE WINNER. >> THAT WOULD BE COOL. THERE IS AN IDEA. HEY, WHO LIVES IN THERE, JAMES? >> James HENRY WINKLER. >> WHO? >> James HEN RE WINKLER [BLEEP] >>-- GOOD IDEA (LAUGHTER). >> James, CLEAN IT UP HARRY NOW. ARE YOU VERY SETTLED OUT IN SANTA BARBARA? BUT I DO FEEL LIKE YOU MIGHT NEED A BASE IN LOS ANGELES AND I ACTUALLY FOUND THE PERFECT HOUSE. HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR. >> YES, >> James, THIS HERE, RIGHT, THERE IS THE HOUSE FROM THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR, THE VERY HOUSE THAT WILL SMITH TURNS UP TO. GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE FRESH PRINCE. IT IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR A REAL PRINCE. >> OKAY >> James, DO YOU REMEMBER THE SONG? >> NOW, THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW A MAN FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN. NOW, TAKE A MINUTE. >> James, SIT RIT THERE, I WILL SHOW YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED >> BEL-AIR. >> James, LOOK AT YOU. >> OKAY >> James, SEE, IT'S MADE FOR YOU. HI, ARE YOU THE OWNER OF THIS HOUSE? >> HELLO. >> YES, I AM. >> VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. >> James, THIS IS THE HOUSE FROM THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR. RIGHT >> IT IS. >> James, HOW MUCH WOULD YOU SELL THIS HOUSE TO HARRY AND MEGHAN? FOR WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT? >> JUST MAKE AN OFFER. THINK ABOUT HOW COOL IT WOULD BE TO GO. I AM A PRINCE. I LIVE IN THE HOUSE OF FRESH PRINCE. >> CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM? CAN I--. I HAVE HAD A COVID TEST. I'M GOOD. >>. James, YOU ARE GOOD FOR A WEEK? YEAH, THE FRESH PRINCE. >> HELLO, VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. HELLO, VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. I DIDN'T EXEPT THAT. I DIDN'T EXPECT-- >> James, I DIDN'T EXPECT A TOILET BREAK FROM THE PRINCE >> WONDERFUL, JAMES. >> James, HOW WAS THE TOILET? >> THANK YOU VZ RIGHT LISTEN. I HAVE SPOKEN TO THESE GUYS. I DON'T THINK YOU ARE CAPABLE OF MAYBING THESE DECISION. GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. HOW DO I FIND THE DUCHESS? >> M >> James. M >> RIGHT >> James, YOU WAIT THERE. I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS. HEY MEGHAN >> HI >> James, NOW LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO tok TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING QUITE SERIOUS OBJECT >> TELL ME. >> James, I'M HERE WITH THE BIG MAN NOW. DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS HOUSE? >> NO >> James, THAT--. THAT IS THE HOUSE FROM THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR, AND I THINK THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOULD LIVE. I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANYTHING. COOLER, YOU WOULD BE THE FRESH PRINCESS OF BEL-AIR. WELL OF COURSE, HE DRAGGED HIS HEELS. HE ALREADY USED THE BARTH ROOM. THAT IS HOW, AT HOME, HE FEELSES. >>. THAT IS WONDERFUL. I THINK WE HAVE DONE ENOUGH MOVING. >> James, HERE IS WHAT I WILL DO. I WILL PUT YOU IN TOUCH WITH THE OWNERS. YOU GUYS CAN CLASH IT OUT. THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOULD BE. OKAY >>. OKAY, HARES, HOW IS THE TRIP OF LA GOING. >> James, I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE CALLING YOU HAS NOW. >> HE IS THE WORST COOL--. I AM THE ONLY TOUR WORST TOUR GUIDE. >> James, I'M THE ONLY TOUR GUIDE YOU HAVE EVER HAD. HE IS HAVING A GREAT TIME. WE WILL SEE YOU SOON. ALL OUR LOVE, I WILL PUT YOU IN TOUCH WITH THE DOAN OWNER. WE WILL GET THE DETAILS, LOCK IT DOWN FROM ME AND HAS. SEE YOU, BYE. I THINK THAT IS A LOT. I THINK WE'RE DONE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE GOT TO GO. >> SEE YOU SOON. SO WHEN DID YOU KNOW THAT MEGHAN WAS THE ONE? >> THE SECOND DATE: I WAS STARTING TO THINK, WOW, THIS IS PRETTY SPECIAL. >> James, WHY, WHERE DID DID YOU GO? >> IT WASN'T SO MUCH WHERE WE WENT. T WAS JUST THE WAY THAT WE HIT IT OFF WITH EACH OTHER AND SO COMFORTABLE IN EACH OTHER'S COMPANY, BASICALLY WITH ME OR ANY MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY. I GUESS IT WAS KIND OF FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN. ALL THE DATES BECOME DINNERS, OR WATCHING THE TV OR CHATTING AT HOME, AND THEN EVENTUALLY, ONCE YOU BECOME A COUPLE, THEN YOU VENTURE OUT TO DINNERS, SO THE CINEMA AND EVERYTHING ELSE. SO EVERYTHING WAS DONE BACK TO FRONT WITH US. SO WE GOT TO SPEND AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF TIME, JUST THE TWO OF US, RATHER THAN GOING TO FRIENDS HOUSES OR OUT TO DINNER. WHERE THERE WERE OTHER DISTRACTIONS, THERE WERE NO DISTRACTIONS. THAT WAS GREAT. TA WAS AN AMAZING THING. WE WENT FROM 0 TO 60 LIKE IN THE FIRST TWO MONTHS. SWRZ AND WHAT SAY REGULAR NIGHT IN LIKE FOR YOU BOTH. >> DEPENDING ON HOW THE DAY HAS BEEN, HOW BUSY IT HAS BEEN. ARCHIE, GIVE HIM BATH, READ HIM A BOOK, PUT HIM DOWN. GO DOWN TAIRS. MAKE MY COOK A MALE MIGHT. ORDER A TAKEAWAY. GO UPSTAIR, SIT IF BED. TURN THE TV ON. WATCH JEOPARDY, MAYBE A LITTLE NETFLIX >>. James, AND HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE CROWN? >> THEY DON'T JUST-- IT IS FICTION LEIGH-- FICTIONALLY BUTS WILL LEIGH, BASED ON THE TRUTH. >>. James, YOU DO THINK LOOSELY. IT DOES FEEL LIKE >>. IT GIVES YOU A ROUGH IDEA ABOUT WHAT THAT LIFESTYLE, WHAT THE PRESSURES OF PUTTING DUTY AND SERVICE ABOVE, FAMILY AND EVERYTHING ELSE, WHAT CAN COME FROM THAT. I AM WAY MORE COMFORTABLE WITH THE CROWN THAN I AM BEING THE STORIES WRITTEN ABOUT MY FAMILY OR MY WIFE OR MYSELF, BECAUSE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT IS OBVIOUSLY FICTION. TAKE IT HOW YOU WILL BUT THIS IS BEING REPORTED ON AS FACT, BECAUSE YOU ARE SUPPOSEDLY YOU. I HAVE A REAL ISSUE WITH THAT. >> James, WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE PLAY YOU? >> DANIEL LEWIS >> James, DAMIAN LEWIS, THAT IS A GREAT SHOUT. I THINK DAMIAN LEWIS IS YOU AND ME, AS WILLIAM. THAT IS CASTING. >> GREAT-- BUT IT IS-- NOT GREAT CASTING, BUT IT IS CASTING. >> James, HOW ARE YOU FINDING FATHERHOOD? >>. MY SON IS NOW A YEAR AND A HALF. HE IS HYSTERICAL. HE'S GOT THE MOST AMAZING PERSONALITY. HE IS ALREADY PUTTING THREE FOUR WORDING TO ALREADY SINGING SONGS. >> James, WHAT WAS HIS WORST WORD? >> CROCODILE. >> James, CROCODILE. THREE SYLLABLES >> James, THAT IS A BIG WORD. >> INTERESTING. MY GRANDMOTHER ASKED US WHAT ARCHIE WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS, AND THEY SAID: A WAFFLE MAKER. SHE SENT A WAFFLE MAKER FOR ARCHIE. SO BREAKFAST, MEG MAKES UP A BEAUTIFUL ORGANIC MIX IN THE WAFFLE MAKER, FLIP IT OUT, IT COMES, HE LOVES IT, AND NOW I HAVE WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST. BIT OF YOGURT JAM ON TOP- I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. BIT OF BERRIES HONEY SYRUP. >> James, SORRY, YOU ARE GLOSSING OVER THE FACT THAT I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME THE QUEEN ORDERING A WAFFLE MAKER TO BE SENT TO SANTA BARBARA. I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND. >>. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COMMENT ON THAT. ARCHIE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING, GOES WAFFLE. >>. James, DOES THE QUEEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE ZOOM?

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Pearl Jam - Do the Evolution (Official Video)

(upbeat music): ♪ Woo ♪ ♪, Woo ♪ ♪. I'm ahead. I'm a man, ♪ ♪. I'm the first mammal to wear pants. yeah, ♪ ♪. I'm at peace with my lust ♪ ♪. I can kill, 'cause in God I trust. yeah, ♪ ♪. It's evolution, baby. yeah, ♪ ♪. I'm at peace. I'm the man ♪ ♪ Buying stoks on the day of the crash. yeah, ♪ ♪. On the loose, I'm a truck. ♪ ♪. All the rolling hills, I'll flatten 'em out. yeah, ♪ ♪. It's herd behavior. uh huh, ♪ ♪. It's evolution, baby, good ♪. (upbeat music) ♪. Admire me, admire my home ♪ ♪. Admire my son. he's my clone ♪ ♪. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪. This land is mine. this land is free ♪ ♪. I'll do what I want, but irresponsibly ♪ ♪. It's evolution, baby. uh, ♪ ♪. I'm a thief, I'm a liar ♪ ♪. There's my church. I sing in the choir ♪ ♪, Hallelujah ♪ ♪, Hallelujah ♪ ♪. Admire me, admire my home ♪ ♪. Admire my son, admire my clones ♪ ♪, 'Cause we know appetite for a nightly feast. ♪ ♪. Those ignorant Indians got nothin' on me ♪ ♪. Nothin' why? ♪ ♪? Because it's evolution, baby ♪. (upbeat music) ♪. Yeah, ♪ ♪, Woo ♪ ♪. I am ahead, I am advanced. ♪ ♪. I am the first mammal to make plans. yeah, ♪ ♪, I crawled the Earth, but now I'm higher. ♪ ♪. 2010,. watch it, go to fire. ♪ ♪. It's evolution, baby. ugh ♪ ♪. It's evolution, baby ♪ ♪. Ah ♪ ♪. Do the evolution ♪ ♪. Come on ♪ ♪. Come on, come on ♪. (fire crackling). (crickets chirping).

Adele - Easy On Me (Official Video)

(distant bird squawking), (footsteps approaching). (distant bird squawking), (birds chirping), (keys jangling), (door opening), (door shutting), (insect buzzing), (foliage rustling), (phone ringing) - Oh, hey, darling, You all right. Yeah, I'm good. yeah, all good, All done, everything's packed. I'm just gonna get on the road now, about to leave. (foliage rustling continues). Well, hopefully just a couple of hours, but if I'm late, go ahead and start without me. all good, I mean I will, but we have bad signal. I said I probably won't have good signal. Yes, I can hear you perfectly. Can you hear me? Oh, for God's sakes. (foliage rustling continues). Here we go again. (wind gusting), (door opening), (mechanism engaging), (statik hissing), (pensive wistful music). (vehicle approaching). (wistful music continues). ♪. There ain't no gold in this river, ♪ ♪, That I've been washin' my hands in forever, ♪ ♪. I know there is hope in these waters, ♪ ♪, But I can't bring myself to swim, ♪ ♪, When I am drowning in this silence. ♪ ♪, Baby, let me in. ♪ ♪. Go easy on me, baby, ♪ ♪. I was still a child, ♪ ♪, Didn't get the chance to ♪ ♪, Feel the world around me, ♪ ♪. I had no time to choose ♪ ♪ What I chose to do ♪ ♪. So go easy on me, ♪ ♪. There ain't no room for things to change ♪ ♪ When we are both so deeply stuck in our ways. ♪ ♪. You can't deny how hard I have tried ♪ ♪. I changed who I was to put you both first ♪ ♪. But now I give up ♪ ♪. Go easy on me, baby ♪ ♪. I was still a child ♪ ♪, Didn't get the chance to ♪ ♪ Feel the world around me ♪ ♪, Had no time to choose ♪ ♪ What I chose to do ♪ ♪. So go easy ♪ ♪ On me, ♪ ♪. I had good intentions ♪ ♪ And the highest hopes ♪ ♪, But I know right now ♪ ♪, That probably doesn't even show ♪ ♪. Go easy on me, baby ♪ ♪. I was still a child ♪ ♪. I didn't get the chance to ♪ ♪ Feel the world around me ♪ ♪. I had no time to choose ♪ ♪ What I chose to do ♪ ♪. So go easy on me ♪. (pensive music continues), (papers rustling). (fan whirring). (Adele and crew laughing). - Okay, cut. - It's good, is it good? - [Adele]: Cut right now. (all laughing). - Yeah, I'm keeping that. - No, you never.

The Battle Hymn of the Republic

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord. He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored. He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword. His truth is marching on. Gloria, Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. His truth is marching on. I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps. They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps. I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps. His truth is marching on. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. His truth is marching on In the beauty of the lilies. Christ was born across the sea, With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me. As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free. While God is marching on. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. His truth is marching on Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. His truth is marching on. Amen, Amen.